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The Triangle: An Official D.O.R.K.

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The Troop

The Triangle: An Official D.O.R.K.

for all surfaces. Hey!!! No eating the weapons. You are so immature! Whoa. Hayley's turned bad girl. You guys look great!! What are you doing? Trust me! That's the last mirror that hasn't been gooped up. The Reflector Luponis has to be in there. So I'll get it into the A.C.U. and you two secure the lid then it's down to the safe room. Got it. Do it! Now! There you are! How dare you keep an icon waiting! I'm sorry, but this isn't the best time, Mr. Stanley. This is your only time. You need to sign on this line so we can fix that unrealistic ending with the high-pitched noise. [roars] What? No monster event registered? Impossible. So this is what it looks like? Jake, Cadence is missing. Got it. Just give me a second. Let me take this in. So clean and homey... no wonder girls spend so much time in here. Is that music? Jake, focus!! I'm not looking, not looking at all, just at the floor, Is that music? I know, right? Wow, nice. What's the problem? Cadence is missing and we don't have any clues. But we do know one thing: The toilet paper in here is crazy soft! This has gotta be six ply!! And complimentary breath spray! [chokes] Perfume! Perfume! Guys, get it together. We've need to get this sample back to HQ and figure out what we're up against. I'm on it. Alright, there's Jake! Now, Jake said your weapons were a little funky. Are you sure this one is going to work? I'm certain. I'm fairly certain. The Kaiju. Get rid of them first, and then take care of Declan Patrick and the Mind Leach. [hisses and roars] Let's go! Jake! [laser fire] Kirby, don't move!! [laser fire] You saved my life. How can I repay you? Not another one of those. Stand down! Come, enter the portal! Hurry up, shoot the Leech! I can't get a clear shot! I might destroy Declan. Yes, yes... I believe in you, Kirby. Just shoot!!! My belief in you only lasts so long, Kirby. [laser fire] [laughs] What happened? Where am I? This is disgusting!! Hey, guys. I'm Kirby, your replacement Troop Member here to save the day. Oh, hey. Wow, nice to meet you. We thought you were coming tomorrow. I couldn't wait to get started! Little help? [straining grunts] Come on, you gotta help me here a little. Gotta pull, gotta pull. My arm! [straining grunts] What's that? It's a transport suit I invented. It can whisk me between any two locations in mere seconds. Then, why'd you take the limo? Because the suit doesn't work. And I can't really take it off. I've been in it for 12 hours. Does it have a bathroom mechanism? Kinda. It's good to have you with us. We've heard great things about your work with the Tulsa Troop. Oh!! That's how that works. Hayley Steele and Jake Collins! I've been following your amazing work with the legendary Felix Garcia ever since I joined the Troop. It's an honor to serve with you! So what's the sitch? You know, "uation." Well, there was a massive monster spike just down there. Cool! I can't wait to fight side by side with you guys as we take down the biggest baddest monsters in the universe. Cadence, have you seen anything unusual! Eating a Festering Harpie, I'll take that as a yes. We can talk about this. What are we gonna talk about? I'm half a monster and you're a monster hunter and there's nothing either of us can do about that. Maybe there's something we can do so you can control your monster side. You think I haven't tried?! You think I like living like an animal? Never fitting in either world? Always having to hide under the burden of all of this? I understand. We both have to live with our secrets. Yeah, but you don't have to live with this: [loud roars] Felix, Jake, I need backup! I found the Blood Thrasher. [roars] Cadence, it doesn't have to be like this. [loud roars] Okay, maybe it does. [laser fire] Jake, can you please carry the tracking device? I'm kind of swamped here. Fine. "The Face" works every time. The what? "The Face." When someone asks me to do anything, I bust it out and they leave me alone. Watch. You're doing it now? Yeah. Now, back to normal. Now back to "the Face." It's the same face. [beeping] Guys, focus, the husking Drak is close. [roar] That was easy. Too easy. Look. It's only half a Husking Drak. Something got to it first. [pager beeps] Oh, shoot, I gotta get back to decorating the hallways. Jake, I need you on forensics so we can find out what we're up against. Okay, fine! Felix, you do it. Wha?? [chuckles] Go. Hey. Hi. That is a fun top for an earthquake. My name is blank. The Ice Ghoul did more damage to your brain than I thought. Felix Garcia, you have been granted an interview with The Developmental Organization for Remarkable Kids. D.O.R.K.? D.O.R.K. is an elite school for super geniuses. Please join us for an orientation tour. We look forward to the pleasure of judging your brilliance. This day has finally arrived. You're not gonna leave The Troop, are you? Leave "The Troop?" No way. But if I never took the tour, I'd regret it. Now be honest, did you ever think in your wildest dreams that it was possible for me to become a D.O.R.K.? Yeah.