Hey, guys. I'm Kirby, your replacement Troop Member here to save the day. Oh, hey. Wow, nice to meet you. We thought you were coming tomorrow. I couldn't wait to get started! Little help? [straining grunts] Come on, you gotta help me here a little. Gotta pull, gotta pull. My arm! [straining grunts] What's that? It's a transport suit I invented. It can whisk me between any two locations in mere seconds. Then, why'd you take the limo? Because the suit doesn't work. And I can't really take it off. I've been in it for 12 hours. Does it have a bathroom mechanism? Kinda. It's good to have you with us. We've heard great things about your work with the Tulsa Troop. Oh!! That's how that works. Hayley Steele and Jake Collins! I've been following your amazing work with the legendary Felix Garcia ever since I joined the Troop. It's an honor to serve with you! So what's the sitch? You know, "uation." Well, there was a massive monster spike just down there. Cool! I can't wait to fight side by side with you guys as we take down the biggest baddest monsters in the universe. for all surfaces. Hey!!! No eating the weapons. You are so immature! Whoa. Hayley's turned bad girl. You guys look great!! What are you doing? Trust me! That's the last mirror that hasn't been gooped up. The Reflector Luponis has to be in there. So I'll get it into the A.C.U. and you two secure the lid then it's down to the safe room. Got it. Do it! Now! There you are! How dare you keep an icon waiting! I'm sorry, but this isn't the best time, Mr. Stanley. This is your only time. You need to sign on this line so we can fix that unrealistic ending with the high-pitched noise. [roars] What? No monster event registered? Impossible. So this is what it looks like? Jake, Cadence is missing. Got it. Just give me a second. Let me take this in. So clean and homey... no wonder girls spend so much time in here. Is that music? Jake, focus!! I'm not looking, not looking at all, just at the floor, Is that music? I know, right? Wow, nice. What's the problem? Cadence is missing and we don't have any clues. But we do know one thing: The toilet paper in here is crazy soft! This has gotta be six ply!! And complimentary breath spray! [chokes] Perfume! Perfume! Guys, get it together. We've need to get this sample back to HQ and figure out what we're up against. I'm on it.