Hey, guys. I'm Kirby, your replacement Troop Member here to save the day. Oh, hey. Wow, nice to meet you. We thought you were coming tomorrow. I couldn't wait to get started! Little help? [straining grunts] Come on, you gotta help me here a little. Gotta pull, gotta pull. My arm! [straining grunts] What's that? It's a transport suit I invented. It can whisk me between any two locations in mere seconds. Then, why'd you take the limo? Because the suit doesn't work. And I can't really take it off. I've been in it for 12 hours. Does it have a bathroom mechanism? Kinda. It's good to have you with us. We've heard great things about your work with the Tulsa Troop. Oh!! That's how that works. Hayley Steele and Jake Collins! I've been following your amazing work with the legendary Felix Garcia ever since I joined the Troop. It's an honor to serve with you! So what's the sitch? You know, "uation." Well, there was a massive monster spike just down there. Cool! I can't wait to fight side by side with you guys as we take down the biggest baddest monsters in the universe. for all surfaces. Hey!!! No eating the weapons. You are so immature! Whoa. Hayley's turned bad girl. You guys look great!! What are you doing? Trust me! That's the last mirror that hasn't been gooped up. The Reflector Luponis has to be in there. So I'll get it into the A.C.U. and you two secure the lid then it's down to the safe room. Got it. Do it! Now! There you are! How dare you keep an icon waiting! I'm sorry, but this isn't the best time, Mr. Stanley. This is your only time. You need to sign on this line so we can fix that unrealistic ending with the high-pitched noise. [roars] What? No monster event registered? Impossible. So this is what it looks like? Jake, Cadence is missing. Got it. Just give me a second. Let me take this in. So clean and homey... no wonder girls spend so much time in here. Is that music? Jake, focus!! I'm not looking, not looking at all, just at the floor, Is that music? I know, right? Wow, nice. What's the problem? Cadence is missing and we don't have any clues. But we do know one thing: The toilet paper in here is crazy soft! This has gotta be six ply!! And complimentary breath spray! [chokes] Perfume! Perfume! Guys, get it together. We've need to get this sample back to HQ and figure out what we're up against. I'm on it. What are you doing here, Chino? Looking for a snack. Not here. Not anywhere in this town. You understand me? I don't want you here, Chino. You're really going human, aren't you? Pathetic. They'll turn on you, you know. This time it's different. You don't know them like... Chino, you've got to go. Hey! You've been avoiding me, Cadence. I'm sure I'm not the first. Don't you walk away from me. Okay, look, you want to talk about something? Go ahead. Let's talk it out. Have you told Jake your little secret? [bell ringing] Aw, bummer, can't talk now. I've gotta get to class. You're half monster. Kind of an important thing for Jake to know, don't you think? And I will tell him. I just want to do it in the right way. At the right time. Look I promised I wouldn't tell anyone about you and I've kept that promise. But Jake deserves to know. Either you tell him or I will. Give me a day. I'll... tell him. Hello, ladies. Everything okay? We'll see by the end of the day. Just remember: firm grip, apply even pressure and once you have the right setting, it's just a matter of keeping it moving. Are you sure this will help me be a better monster hunter? Absolutely. And when you're done with this, we're going to hone your balance and agility by washing the windows in my office. We've got a pigeon problem. Iron on, iron off, iron on, iron off. Chino!!! Where do you think you're going?! Anywhere I want. You need to put your hands up slow. You do that and we can send you back to your world. Alive. You don't and we take you out, right here, right now! I guess I don't have much choice, do I? Except no one takes me alive. Hayley! Hayley? Hayley, are you okay? [coughs] Hayley? It's okay, okay. I'll let Mr. Stockley know we got him. Yeah. Alright, there's Jake! Now, Jake said your weapons were a little funky. Are you sure this one is going to work? I'm certain. I'm fairly certain. The Kaiju. Get rid of them first, and then take care of Declan Patrick and the Mind Leach. [hisses and roars] Let's go! Jake! [laser fire] Kirby, don't move!! [laser fire] You saved my life. How can I repay you? Not another one of those. Stand down! Come, enter the portal! Hurry up, shoot the Leech! I can't get a clear shot! I might destroy Declan. Yes, yes... I believe in you, Kirby. Just shoot!!! My belief in you only lasts so long, Kirby. [laser fire] [laughs] What happened? Where am I? This is disgusting!! [laser fire] Not my home! Enough! Ahhhh!!!! Cadence!!! Help me!!!! Jake!!! No!!!! Are you okay? I think so. We've got to move. Come on. Oh, no... When that thing grabbed me, it must have broken the TroopGrid. Good news is that the portal will finally close. Bad news is I'm stuck here.