We won't be able to communicate with you across the portals, so I made these. All you have to do is put the message in here, turn on the homing beacon here... And twist here. Releasing the Dimension Mite. Toss it up immediately and it'll come back across into our world. Unfortunately we don't know where. Troops across the globe have been alerted to look out for your messages. You only have five of these, so use them wisely. Got it. You just twist the cap and presto! And now you have four. Okay, once you've found the TroopGrid, come straight back to the portal and jump through. We'll be waiting for you. And take this in case you get hungry. I'll be back before lunch. But thanks. This is amazing. According to this do-hickey, you'll be the first documented Troop member to come alive from the monster dimension. Except for N-(click)-ela from Kwa-Zulu Natal in 1672. But he did die from painful wounds suffered while in the monster world a day later. Painful wounds, look at that! Shhhh!!!!! You'll be fine. Just come back.