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Pretty Little Choirs

Season 1, Episode 118
- TOAST IS DONE. YAH! - OOF! MIGHT BE A LITTLE OVERDONE, DONNIE. - ORANGE JUICE, COMING RIGHT UP. [grunts] - OW! IT STINGS, IT STINGS! [both groan] - [yelps] [fire alarm beeps] - DONNIE, I TOLD YOU SCRAMBLED! - OH, MAN. THIS PLACE IS A DISASTER. - YEAH, MIKEY USUALLY MAKES BREAKFAST. WHAT'S THE DEAL? MIKEY! MIKE, GET UP! - [groans] UGH. OH, I FEEL AWFUL. MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE ATE THAT JALAPENO CAPPUCCINO PIZZA LAST NIGHT. [groans] HUH? [screams] WHAT THE--I'M A MUTANT! - UH, HE'S JUST REALIZING THAT NOW? - GUYS, LOOK AT ME! I'M COVERED IN TURTLE ZITS! - AW, GROSS. - TALK ABOUT SHELLACNE. YOU LOOK LIKE A GREEN CHIMICHANGA. - EH, DON'T WORRY, MIKEY. IT'S JUST PART OF BEING A TEENAGER. - HAVE YOU EVER HAD 'EM? - HECK NO. - HOLD UP, GUYS. I THINK THIS MIGHT BE SERIOUS. - [gulps] - OKAY, MIKEY. THE GOOD NEWS IS, THESE SO-CALLED "ZITS" AREN'T GONNA HURT YOU. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, THEY WON'T INTERFERE WITH YOU MAKING US BREAKFAST. - THAT'S A RELIEF. - BUT THE BAD NEWS IS THEY'LL CONTINUE TO SPREAD ALL OVER YOUR BODY. SPREADING AND SPREADING AND SPREADING AND SPREADING. - [nervous chuckle] AND THEN THEY DISAPPEAR IN A COUPLE OF HOURS, RIGHT? - NO. AND THEN YOUR ENTIRE BODY WILL MUTATE INTO ONE, SINGLE, HUGE, GIANT, GARGANTUAN ZIT. [echoing] ZIT! [video game beeping] - NO! - ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ ♪ HEROES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER ♪ - ♪ HERE WE GO ♪ IT'S A LEAN, GREEN, NINJA TEAM ON THE SCENE ♪ ♪ COOL TEENS DOING NINJA THINGS ♪ ♪ SO EXTREME, OUT THE SEWER LIKE LASER BEAMS ♪ ♪ GET ROCKED WITH THE SHELL-SHOCKED PIZZA KINGS ♪ ♪ CAN'T STOP THESE RADICAL DUDES ♪ ♪ THE SECRET OF THE OOZE MADE THE CHOSEN FEW ♪ ♪ EMERGE FROM THE SHADOWS TO MAKE THEIR MOVE ♪ ♪ THE GOOD GUYS WIN, AND THE BAD GUYS LOSE ♪ ♪ ♪ LEONARDO'S THE LEADER IN BLUE ♪ ♪ DOES ANYTHING IT TAKES TO GET HIS NINJAS THROUGH ♪ ♪ DONATELLO IS THE FELLOW WHO HAS A WAY WITH MACHINES ♪ ♪ RAPHAEL'S GOT THE MOST ATTITUDE ON THE TEAM ♪ ♪ MICHELANGELO, HE'S ONE OF A KIND, AND YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ JUST WHERE TO FIND HIM WHEN IT'S PARTY TIME ♪ ♪ MASTER SPLINTER TAUGHT 'EM EVERY SINGLE SKILL THEY NEED ♪ ♪ TO BE ONE LEAN, MEAN, GREEN, INCREDIBLE TEAM ♪ - ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ - MIKEY, COME ON. IT'S NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK. AND RAPH PROMISES NOT TO MAKE FUN OF YOU ANYMORE. - [grumbles] THAT'S RIGHT, I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU CRUST MUFFIN AND FUNGUS FACE AND GODZITLA, KING OF THE PUS MONSTERS. NOW COME ON OUT HERE. - NOW WAY! NOT WHILE I'M COVERED IN GROSS, SLIME-FILLED ZITS! - TECHNICALLY, THEY'RE PUSTULES FILLED WITH OIL AND SEBUM, WHICH IS EVEN GROSSER THAN SLIME. - UH, NOT HELPING, DONNIE, BUT THANKS. MIKEY. [knocks on door] - FORGET IT, GUYS. I'M TOO HIDEOUS TO BE A NINJA. I'LL STAY LOCKED AWAY IN HERE FOREVER! AND EVEN LONGER IF I HAVE TO. [whimpers] [gasps] - BRADFORD, XEVER. ENTER. [crunching noise] - [whimpers] [groans] - IMPRESSIVE. YOU WENT FROM STEALTHY NINJA TO IDIOT MAN-DOG. - HOW I DETEST THIS CLUMSY BODY. WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO BE HUMAN AGAIN. - SERIOUSLY, I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY. - DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE, KARAI. SHREDDER IS THE ONLY ONE WORTHY OF THAT THRONE. - DAD PUT ME IN CHARGE WHILE HE'S IN JAPAN, REMEMBER? SO EITHER LEARN SOME RESPECT OR I CHOP OFF YOUR ROBO LEGS AND DROP YOU IN THE SEWER. GOT IT? - [grumbles] - NOW LISTEN. I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP MAINTAIN MY FOOT BOT SOLDIERS ON A DAILY BASIS. SOMEONE WHOSE LOYALTY CAN BE BOUGHT. SOMEONE WHO CAN EASILY BE INTIMIDATED. SOMEONE LIKE-- - BAXTER STOCKMAN. - STINKMAN? BUT THAT LITTLE CREEP TRIED TO DESTROY US. WHO KNOWS WHAT HE-- - STOCKMAN'S PERFECT. YOU THINK YOU TWO FREAKS CAN HANDLE IT? - LEAVE IT TO US, BOSS. [monster screaming over TV] - [whimpers] - COOL. MIKEY BROUGHT HIS OWN PIZZA. HIS FACE. [chuckles] - [frustrated groans] - OKAY, OKAY, I'LL STOP. NOW COME ON AND ZIT DOWN. [laughs] "ZIT" DOWN! I CRACK MYSELF UP. - RAPHAEL. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO MAKE FUN OF ONE'S APPEARANCE. AFTER ALL, HOW WOULD THE HUMANS ABOVE REACT TO YOURS? - YOU'RE RIGHT, MASTER SPLINTER. SORRY, MIKEY. - [groans] JUST KICK ME OUT, MASTER SPLINTER. I CAN'T BE A NINJA WHEN I LOOK LIKE A MOLDY PICKLE. - AND WHY NOT? I DO NOT LET MY APPEARANCE AFFECT ME. - WELL, YEAH, 'CAUSE OLD PEOPLE NEVER CARE HOW THEY LOOK... OR SMELL. [nervous laugh] [whistles] - MY SON, I SENSE THERE IS SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO TELL US. - WHAT? NO. NOT AT ALL. REALLY, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. OKAY, OKAY! YOU GOT ME. I KINDA, UM--I SPRINKLED A LITTLE MUTAGEN ON MY SKIN. all: WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING? WHY? - TO BECOME BETTER. COOLER, YOU KNOW? YOU GUYS TREAT ME LIKE A I'M BIG GOOFBALL ALL THE TIME. SO I FOUND THIS VIAL IN DONNIE'S LAB. THE LABEL SAYS IT'LL MAKE YOU SUPER COOL. - NO, IT SAYS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT SUPER COOLED. AS IN TEMPERATURE! THIS WAS A REJECT BATCH OF RETRO MUTAGEN, MIKEY. IT'S DANGEROUS! - WELL, YOU COULD HAVE MADE IT A LITTLE MORE CLEAR! STILL NOT THAT CLEAR. [keyboard clacks] [computerized beeping] - OH, NO. - PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S A GOOD "OH, NO." - IT'S A TERRIBLE "OH, NO." ACCORDING TO THESE BLOOD TESTS, THE MUTAGEN IN YOUR SYSTEM IS UNSTABLE. YOU ONLY HAVE THREE HOURS UNTIL-- - UNTIL WHAT? WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO HIM? - IN SCIENTIFIC TERMS, GO BOOM. - I'M GONNA EXPLODE? - LIKE A MASSIVE ZIT. both: EW. - NO! [video game beeping] [whimpers] NO. - BUT NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT CAUSED THIS, I THINK I CAN ENGINEER AN ANTIDOTE FROM THE REMAINING SAMPLE. - YES, YES, YES! I LOVE YOU, MAN. - OKAY, COME ON. - THEN YOU MUST START RIGHT AWAY. - I'M JUST MISSING ONE KEY INSTRUMENT THOUGH. A MOLECULAR CENTRIFUGE TO MIX THE SOLUTION. - NO PROBLEM. MONEY IS NO OBJECT! LEO, CAN I BORROW SOME CASH? - THE ONLY PLACE I'VE EVER SEEN A MOLECULAR CENTRIFUGE WAS AT TCRI. - BUT WE BLEW THAT PLACE UP WHEN WE TOOK DOWN THE KRAANG. WHAT COULD BE LEFT? - [growls] [sniffs] [growls] [sniffs] YOU WERE ONCE A FEARED WARRIOR. NOW YOU'RE A COMMON DOG, HUNTING SQUIRRELS LIKE STOCKMAN. STOCKMAN. HMM. MAYBE HE COULD ACTUALLY HELP ME. [sniffs] [growls] GOTCHA. - EVERYBODY SPREAD OUT AND START LOOKING. - IS THIS A CENTRIFUDGE? - CENTRIFUGE. NO, THAT'S A BEAKER. - [groans] - IS THIS A CENTRIFUDGE? - THAT'S A MICROSCOPE. - [whines] - IS THIS A CENTRIFUDGE? - THAT'S THE SAME BEAKER. OH, WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND IT. THIS PLACE IS-- - SHH SHH SHH. LISTEN. YOU HEAR THAT? - YES, YES! PERFECT. BIO-ENHANCERS. DNA CATALYSTS. SOON, I'LL BE ABLE TO CREATE MY OWN MUTANT ARMY. POWERFUL, UNSTOPPABLE! - DORKSTER BLOCKHEAD? - IT'S BAXTER STOCKMAN! WHA? T-TURTLES? HERE? NOW? - HE'S GOT THE CENTRIFUGE. HAND IT OVER, STORKMAN. - STOCKMAN! AND NO. I FOUND IT FIRST. MOUSERS! ATTACK! - [screams] DON'T LET 'EM POP ME! - YAH! HA! - [screams] - [battle cry] - DOGPOUND? - WELL, IF IT ISN'T WEASELY LITTLE STINKMAN. - BACK OFF, DOGPOUND. WE FOUND HIM FIRST. - STINKMAN AND THE TURTLES? AND I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A BAD DAY. [yells] [all yell] - TIME FOR BAXTER STOCKMAN, SUPER VILLAIN, TO MAKE HIS NARROW ESCAPE. [combat yells] - [growls] - HE'S GOT THE CENTERFUDGE! - NO! - YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. - NO, NO, PLEASE. I'M EXTREMELY FRAGILE. HELP! - [grunts] [rumbling] - MY CENTERFUDGE! - LOOK OUT! - [grunts] OH, NO. [all coughing] GUYS, ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH. - THANKS, MIKEY. THEY'RE GONE. - AND THEY HAVE THE CENTERFUDGE. - CENTRIFUGE. [groans] - [groaning] - [grunts] I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT FLEABAG BEAT US. I WANT A REMATCH. - EASY, RAPH. FOCUS ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT. WE NEED TO GET THAT CENTRIFUGE TO CURE MIKEY. - HIS ZITS ARE GETTING MORE UNSTABLE. IF ANY OF THEM GET POPPED, THEY COULD CAUSE A CHAIN REACTION, ALA MY ZIT-POPPING DIAGRAM HERE. all: HUH? [disgusted noises] - WHAT? SO I POP EITHER WAY? - WE JUST HAVE TO KEEP YOU SAFE. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO LEAVE THE LAIR. - BUT I NEVER GOT TO VISIT A WAX MUSEUM, OR LEARN PIG LATIN, OR OPEN A MUMMY'S TOMB WHERE THE MUMMY COMES ALIVE, BUT HE'S SO COOL WE FORM A HIP-HOP GROUP AND TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD TOGETHER IN A GOLDEN UFO. I WANNA DO THAT. - RIGHT. LISTEN, MIKEY, WE'RE GONNA GET THAT CENTRIFUGE. WE'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO FIX YOU. - WOW, RAPH. THANKS. GAH--OOF. - OKAY, DOGPOUND AND BOXCAR. WHERE COULD THEY BE? THE OLD CITY DUMP? - NAH, THEY TURNED IT INTO A RETIREMENT HOME. - THE ABANDONED NUCLEAR PLANT? - NOW IT'S A NURSERY SCHOOL. - OOH, WHAT ABOUT BAXTER'S OLD LAB? - WHY WOULD DOGPOUND CAPTURE DEXTER AND TAKE HIM TO HIS OLD LAB? IT MAKES NO SENSE. - SEE? YOU GUYS NEVER TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. - MAYBE THEY WENT TO BRADFORD'S DOJO. - POSSIBILITY. - NAH. - HMM. YOU THINK HE WENT BACK TO TCRI? - NO. WHY WOULD HE GO BACK THERE? DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. - FINE. IF YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA LISTEN TO ME, I'M NOT WAITING AROUND TO EXPLODE. - SO A GIANT TANK OF MUTAGEN, EH? PLANNING ON MAKING SOME MUTANTS? - UH, YES, A WHOLE ARMY FOR US TO COMMAND. JUST ME AND YOU. - [growls] - [whimpers] YEAH. UM, NOW, NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING, BUT WHY ARE YOU KEEPING ME ALIVE? - KARAI WANTS IT THIS WAY. BELIEVE ME, I STILL OWE YOU BIG TIME FOR TRAPPING US IN YOUR LITTLE MAZE OF DOOM. - SO, YOU'VE BEATEN ME TO THE PUNCH AND FOUND STOCKMAN, YES? WHY HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN THIS TRAITOROUS LUMP OF FLESH TO KARAI? - I WILL AFTER HE TURNS ME HUMAN AGAIN. - WHAT? YOU CAN TURN US HUMAN AGAIN? - UH, YES. YES, OF COURSE. MY INTELLECT KNOWS NO BOUNDS. [nervous chuckle] NONE. - GOOD. FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS. - WHAT? AH! IS THIS...MUTAGEN? - I CALL IT INSURANCE. DOUBLE-CROSS US AND BOOM, WE GET TO SEE WHAT YOU TURN INTO. SOME KIND OF LOWLY BUG, I BET. - I KNEW IT. I KNEW BAXTER WOULD BE HERE HATCHING A PLAN, WEARING A DOG COLLAR. WELL, MAYBE NOT THE DOG COLLAR PART. [zits pulsate] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. PLEASE NOT YET. PHEW. CENTRIFUDGE. AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU. - IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE HIM HUMAN, THEN I WANT TO BE A MAN AS WELL. I WANT TO LIVE AS A MAN, LOVE AS A MAN. NOT AS A FISH. DO YOU HEAR? - [gulps] [screams] - FOOL! - DON'T TOUCH ME! I'M HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. [fake coughs] SEE? SO HOW ABOUT I TAKE THAT GADGET AND GET OUT OF YOUR FUR? - I'D RATHER YOU STAY. AND PEOPLE THINK I'M UGLY. WATCH STINKMAN. I WANNA TEAR THIS TURTLE APART MYSELF. - [whimpers] OH! [zits gurgle] CALM DOWN, ZITS. CALM DOWN. [heavy thud] EASY, D-POUND. - [growls] BOOYAKASHA! [yelps] WHOA! DOGPOUND, DON'T! - [slow motion yell] - [groans] [wood creaks] - [yelps] [screams] [frantic screaming] OH, SNAP. DOGS HATE GETTING WET. UH, SOME DOGS. - [nervous laugh] [metal scrapes] UH, MAYBE YOU NEED A DAY OR TWO TO GET TO KNOW THE NEW YOU, DOGPOUND. - [growls] [roars] - [screams] - I FEEL THE MUTAGEN COURSING THROUGH ME. I'M FASTER, STRONGER, MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER. I FEEL LIKE A NINJA AGAIN. - PLUS YOU DON'T HAVE ZITS, WHICH IS A BONUS. - TO THANK YOU FOR THIS, I'LL MAKE YOUR END SWIFT. - [screams] WHOA. STEADY. [sighs] [zits gurgle] [whimpers] - [roars] - RAWR YOURSELF, YOU RAZOR-FACED DOG. - DON'T EVER CALL ME DOG. - YOU GOT IT, RAHZAR. - [roars] - GET AWAY FROM MY BROTHER. - [grunts] - OH, HEY, GUYS. - YOU'RE LUCKY WE NOTICED YOU WERE GONE IN TIME, MIKEY. - EVEN LUCKIER THAT I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE. WHAT WERE YOU THINK-- [yelps] - [roars] - FISHFACE. - SCATTER! - UM, SO WHAT HAPPENED TO DOGPOUND? - HA, HE GOT DOUBLE-MUTATED. NOW I CALL HIM "RAHZAR." - [roars] - YAH! OOF! - [battle cry] - [grunts] - [yells] - WHOA--OOF! - DONNIE! RAPH! [screams] THE CENTRIFUDGE! [yelps] - YAH! - [groans] - IF I WERE YOU, I'D GET MY MOUSERS OUT HERE NOW. [controller beeps] [robotic screaming] - [yelps] - GREAT. MORE MOUSERS. - [screams] GUYS? I'M BURSTING AT THE SEAMS. AND RAHZAR'S GONNA POP ME! [yelps] [whimpers] NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD! - [growls] - [gasps] I JUST SORTA HAD AN IDEA. HERE, BOY. GOOD DOG. [screams] - [roars] - YEAH! YOU JUST GOT SHELL-SHOCKED, SON. - EVERYONE, TO HIGH GROUND, NOW. [fire alarm blares] - [screams] [both scream] - [groans] - [yelps] - DUDE, I'M ABOUT TO POP AND I THINK WE DESTROYED THE CENTRIFUDGE. - DON'T BE SO SURE. - [gasps] - [groans] HUH? - RISE AND SHINE, STOCKMAN. YOUR WORKING FOR ME NOW. WELL, ME AND THE SHREDDER. LET'S MOVE. - ANTIDOTE'S READY, MIKEY. - GIMME, GIMME, GIMME, GIMME, GIMME! - DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THE ANTIDOTE ON THOSE ACNE PADS? - NO, BUT IT IS HILARIOUS. - IT WORKED. LOOK AT ME! [laughs] YEAH, BOY! I'M SUPER CUTE AGAIN. WHOO! UNH! THANKS, DONNIE. YOU'RE THE BEST. - I MUST COMMEND YOU ON YOUR RESOLVE, MICHELANGELO. YOU THOUGHT YOU NEEDED TO IMPROVE YOURSELF, BUT YOU HAD EVERYTHING YOU ALREADY NEEDED INSIDE, IN HERE. - SEE, GUYS? WHO WAS RIGHT ABOUT BAXTER'S SECRET HIDEOUT, HUH? ME. YUP. - YOU HAD NO CLUE. - OH, NO. MIKEY, YOU--YOU HAVE A ZIT FORMING ON THE END OF YOUR NOSE! - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NO! WHY? [shocked whimpers] [all laugh] - ♪ WE'RE THE WINX ♪ ♪ GIRL POWER'S GONNA SAVE THE DAY ♪ ♪ RISING UP FROM THE EARTH TO THE SKY ♪ ♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE ROLL ♪ - ♪ THAT'S THE WAY WE ROLL ♪ ♪ WIND'S A-BLOWIN' AS WE'RE FLYING HIGH ♪ ♪ SUPER SPARKLIN' EVERYWHERE WE GO ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE YOU BELIEVE IN MAGICAL WORDS ♪ ♪ WE CAME TOGETHER - ♪ FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ WE'RE THE WINX ♪ ♪ GIRL POWER'S GONNA SAVE THE DAY ♪ ♪ WE'RE STRONG, BRING IT ON ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE WE CAME TO PLAY ♪ ♪ WE'RE INVISIBLE ♪ [lightning crackling] [cackling laughter] - THE WEATHER IS MINE TO COMMAND WITHOUT LIMIT. - THE DEPTHS OF DARKNESS HAVE SECRETS FROM ME. - SISTERS, BEHOLD THE STRONGEST ICE SPELLS IN THE WHOLE MAGIC DIMENSION. BUT WE STILL NEED MORE POWER TO DEFEAT THE WINX. [lightning crackles] - [cries out] - THE TEST COURSE IS TRICKY. YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR SPEED, FLORA. - THE TRIX ARE GETTING MORE POWERFUL EVERY DAY. I MUST TRAIN HARDER! WHOA! [gasping] - OH! - BE CONFIDENT, FLORA, AND FOCUS YOUR POWER! YOU CAN DO IT! FOCUS ON WHAT YOU LOVE THE MOST. - HELIA-- HUH? OKAY. YEAH! GOT IT! WHEN I THINK OF YOU, HELIA, I BELIEVE IN MYSELF. [grunts] - [gasps] - FLORA! - [yelps] - HMM. - I'M SORRY, PROFESSOR PALLADIUM. - WE'LL KEEP WORKING ON IT, FLORA. - I JUST CAN'T STAY FOCUSED. - THAT'S NOT IT, FLORA. YOU ARE BRAVE AND POWERFUL. BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. - WINX, HEADMISTRESS FARAGONDA WANTS TO SEE YOU ALL... IN HER OFFICE. - WINX, WE ARE FACING A SERIOUS SITUATION ON EARTH, AND IT INVOLVES YOUR BELIEVIX POWERS. - WHAT'S GOING ON, MISS FARAGONDA? - I'M AFRAID IT CONCERNS THE LILO. - I'VE HEARD OF IT. IT'S A MAGICAL PLANT, RIGHT? - BECAUSE YOU WINX BROUGHT MAGIC BACK TO EARTH, THE LILO WILL BLOSSOM THERE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN CENTURIES. [gasping] - WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING? - THE LILO PLANT IS VERY POWERFUL, AND LIKE MANY MAGICAL THINGS, COULD BE USED FOR GOOD OR EVIL. - WE'RE READY. AS BELIEVIX FAIRIES, THIS IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY. - GOOD. I BELIEVE THE LILO IS SOMEWHERE IN GARDENIA. IT WILL BLOSSOM ONLY ONCE AT SUNSET, AND THEN IT WILL LOSE ITS POWER. YOU MUST FIND IT AND PLANT IT. YOU CANNOT ALLOW IT TO FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS. - DO YOU THINK SHE'S TALKING ABOUT US? - WE HAVE TO BEAT THE WINX TO THE LILO. - BEFORE SUNSET AND PLANT IT? JUST HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO DO THAT? - SISTERS, WE MUST SUMMON THE VACUUMS. THEY WILL LEAD US TO THE LILO. - [groaning] - [groaning] - [groaning] [all groaning] all: VACUUMS! TAKE US TO THE LILO! - MACY, HURRY UP! - COMING! OH. [giggles] OH. - I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO BABYSIT YOU ALL DAY AND TAKE YOU TO THE COMMUNITY GARDEN. NOW GIVE ME THAT. - MITZI, BE CAREFUL. - OH, COME ON. IT'S PRACTICALLY WORM FOOD. - NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. I BELIEVE THAT, ONE DAY, THIS PLANT WILL BE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER. - YEAH, RIGHT. PUT IT IN THE BASKET. WE'LL GO TO THE COMMUNITY GARDEN SO THAT YOU CAN PLANT YOUR SILLY PLANT. - OH, THANK YOU, MITZI. - BUT FIRST, I HAVE A COUPLE STOPS TO MAKE. - WHOOPS! WHOA! - IT MAKES SENSE THAT THE LILO IS HERE IN GARDENIA. THIS IS WHERE WE BECAME BELIEVIX FAIRIES. - SO WHERE SHOULD WE START LOOKING? - [moans] I SENSE THE LILO. IT'S AT YOUR MOTHER'S SHOP! - [gasps] - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? - [whimpering] - SO WHERE IS IT? - I DON'T KNOW. THE VACUUMS WOULD ONLY BRING US HERE IF THE LILO WERE NEARBY. SISTERS! - THE WINX. - [grunts] MOVE IT. - MOM. - HELLO, GIRLS! OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL SURPRISE! - WHY ARE WE HIDING FROM THEM? - WE CAN TOTALLY TAKE THEM. BECAUSE IF THE VACUUMS CAN'T LEAD US TO THE LILO, MAYBE THE WINX CAN. - OH. - CHECK. - WE'RE LOOKING FOR A VERY SPECIAL PLANT. WELL, TODAY IS THE PLANT-A-THON AT THE COMMUNITY GARDEN. PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE CITY WILL BE BRINGING PLANTS. MAYBE YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING THERE. I'M GOING TOO. - COOL! LET'S CHECK IT OUT. - FLORA, ARE YOU GETTING SOMETHING? - I--I THINK SO. THE LILO WAS HERE. - REALLY? ARE YOU SURE? - WELL, UM, I CAN FEEL IT. - SHE'S GOT A LEAD. - EXCELLENT. WHICH WAY, FLORA? THAT'S NOT IT, FLORA. YOU ARE BRAVE AND POWERFUL. BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. - MM. THAT WAY. - THEN LET'S GO. WE'VE GOT TO FIND THE LILO BEFORE IT BLOOMS. - WE'LL BE BACK, MOM. - LET'S GO. - THAT WAY! - THERE! - [sighs] - LATER, GIRLS. - [sighs] - THERE! [grunting] [sighing] - HURRY UP, MACY! I'VE GOT SHOPPING TO DO. - YES, MITZI. - WHY DID YOU BRING THAT THING? IT'S EMBARRASSING. - WE ARE GOING TO THE COMMUNITY GARDEN, RIGHT? - OF COURSE WE ARE. BUT FIRST, MUST SHOP. - [sighs] OH, MAN. - THE MALL? FLORA, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE ABOUT THIS? - WHO CARES? THERE'S A SALE ON! [giggles] - FLORA, ALL THE PLANTS IN HERE ARE PLASTIC. - I KNOW THE LILO IS HERE. - OH. BLOOM, SERIOUSLY? - OH, WOW. IT'S THE WINX! - [chuckles] HELLO THERE. - [gasps] - THE LILO. - YOU FOUND IT! [yelling] [all gasp] - WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. - OH, WOW. THE TRIX. COOL. [groaning] - HMM. SO THAT'S THE LILO? GIVE IT TO ME. - DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? I SAID GIVE ME THE LILO. - YOU HEARD THE LADY. - NO! - WHAT? - NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. - WRONG ANSWER. TAKE IT! - [chuckling] - [yelps] [panting] - [groans] PLEASE. REALLY? - LITTLE SISTERS. THIS IS THE WORST BABYSITTING DAY EVER! - COME ON, WINX! WE CAN'T LET THE TRIX GET THE LILO! - MAGIC WINX! all: BELIEVIX! - ♪ BELIEVIX - BLOOM, FAIRY OF THE DRAGON FLAME! - ♪ ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF ♪ ♪ AND EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE - AISHA, FAIRY OF WAVES! - ♪ BELIEVIX ♪ SO WONDERFUL ♪ FEEL THE MAGIC COMING - STELLA, FAIRY OF THE SHINING SUN! - ♪ EVERYTHING'S POSSIBLE ♪ ♪ IT'S A HIGHER ENERGY ♪ ♪ BELIEVIX ♪ YOU'RE MAGICAL ♪ ♪ ALL YOU GO TO DO IS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF ♪ - MUSA, FAIRY OF MUSIC! - ♪ AND EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE ♪ YOU GOT THE POWER ♪ BELIEVIX ♪ SO WONDERFUL - TECNA, FAIRY OF TECHNOLOGY! - ♪ EVERYTHING'S POSSIBLE ♪ - FLORA, FAIRY OF NATURE! ♪ THIS IS THE POWER OF WINX! all: YEAH! - LET'S GO, GIRLS! - [panting] - [gasps] - QUICK! THIS WAY! [clamoring] - RUN! - OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE. [growls] AHA! - [whimpering] - SISTERS. - [yelps] NO! [struggling] DON'T! - I'LL TAKE THAT. - ACTUALLY, YOU WON'T. - HUH? [gasps] - THE WINX! - LET HER GO! - OH? - NO WAY! - THAT'S IT! [grunts] HUH? - [gasps] HUH? [moped whining] [tires screeching] - COME ON. - COMING! [grunts] - HEY! - READY, MITZI! WHOA! - WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST GIVE THEM THE PLANT? - [hissing] - STORMY! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? - SHE KICKED ME! IT HURT. - [growls] - SO WILL THIS! STEREO CRASH! [grunting and moaning] - MUTE IT! [grunts] - DRAGON HEART! - SOLAR STORM! - TECNO SHOT! [all gasping] - OH! [explosion] - THE TRIX ARE TRICKIER THAN EVER. - WELL, WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT HARDER. - CREATE A DIVERSION. I'LL GET THE LILO. - WEB OF CONFUSION! all: HEY, THERE. - WATCH OUT! - [grunts] - WHOA! [yelling] - I HATE IT WHEN SHE DOES THAT. - YEAH, WHICH WITCH IS WHICH? - LET'S FIND OUT! COME ON! MORPHIX WAVE! [zapping] - SUN TANS! - [laughs] - DARK CLOUD! [all gasp] - [grunts] WATCH OUT! - YIKES! - WHOA! - [yelps] [grunting] [moans] SHE'S GOING AFTER THE LILO! - YOU WANTED TO GO TO THE COMMUNITY GARDEN, SO WE'RE GOING. - WHOA! - I GUESS THEY THINK THEY'RE GETTING AWAY. SILLY GIRLS. [gasping] [gasping] - LET'S GO! - OH! [tires screeching] - OKAY, DITCH THAT PLANT. - I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT. - THANK YOU. [gasping] - YOU CAN'T HAVE THE LILO, ICY. - [scoffing] AND WHO'S GONNA STOP ME? YOU? - YEAH. ME. - SOLAR STORM! - ANDROS HURRICANE! - [grunting] ENOUGH OF A DIVERSION. CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE? - OVER HERE, STORMY? - HUH? OH! - BUT I AGREE. SHALL WE? - [gasps] COME ON, WINX! WE CAN'T LET THEM GET AWAY! - PRETTY LITTLE FLORA. SO BRAVE. - YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CHANCE AGAINST ME. - I BELIEVE I DO! AUTUMN WIND! zap! - [grunts] FREEZER BURN! - SPRING RING! YOU GUYS, GET OUT OF HERE! [all yelp] - [sighs] [panting] [cackling] - [yelling] [screams] - NO! [grunting] - I'M GOING TO GET YOU, FLOWER FAIRY! - NOT IF WE GET YOU FIRST! [grunts] - FAT CHANCE, NOW THAT WE'VE GOT THE LILO. [laughter] - NO! - [gasps] - OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE. - [grunts] - [gasps] - [grunts] [gasping] - [screams] - COME ON, SISTERS! - I'LL GET HER. WE'LL GET THE LILO! - [screaming] - HELLO, THERE. I'M FLORA. - I KNOW. I'M MACY. - NICE TO MEET YOU, MACY. AND NOW, MY FRIENDS AND I ARE GOING TO GET YOUR PLANT BACK. crash! [gasping] all: OH, NO! - THE LILO! - AW, MAN. WE KILLED IT. - [sighs] [gasping] - LOOK AT THAT! - WOW! - IT'S GOING TO BLOOM! - GET READY, SISTERS. WE CAN STILL WIN THIS THING. - OH, WOW. - LOOK AT THAT. - OH, THE SUN IS SETTING. NOW! [cooing and giggling] [cackling laughter] - YES. - YES! - NO! [grunts] [explosion] [laughter] - TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE, FAIRY. [all grunt] - [gasps] [yelps] [grunting] - GIVE UP, WINX. YOU'RE DONE. [moaning] - NO! NEVER! - WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP! all: NEVER! - AS LONG AS PEOPLE BELIEVE IN US, WE WILL NEVER STOP FIGHTING YOU, TRIX! - OH, WELL, THEN, GOOD-BYE, FAIRIES. - YES, GOOD-BYE, BLOOM. - I BELIEVE IN YOU, WINX. - HUH? - WE BELIEVE IN YOU, WINX. - WE BELIEVE IN YOU TOO. EVIL WILL NEVER WIN. - YEAH! [grunting] - NO! - THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. - AND YET IT IS. all: WINX! - [gasps] NO! all: BELIEVIX CONVERGENCE! [grunting] - [gasps] - OH, NO! - I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! [laughter] [all clamoring] - THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR BELIEVING. - JUST WONDERFUL! [gasping] - ♪ GET YOUR SKY-HIGH HANDS UP ♪ IT'S THE WINX GIRLS ♪ ♪ WHAT'S UP? ♪ ♪ WILD, WINGED, AND WONDERFUL? ♪ ♪ YOU TURN OUR SPARKLE ON ♪ YOUR POWER MAKES US STRONG ♪ YOU KEEP US UP WHERE WE BELONG ♪ ♪ TODAY ♪ WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE ♪ ♪ AND SHOUT, "HEY, HEY!" ♪ BECAUSE YOU BELIEVED ♪ WE ARE THE MAGIC ♪ WE ARE BELIEVIX ♪ WE ARE BELIEVIX ♪ WE'RE THE SOUND OF WONDER ♪ ♪ HEAR OUR RAINBOW THUNDER ♪ FEELING FAIRY POWERFUL ♪ WE'LL TURN YOUR SMILE UP LOUD ♪ ♪ WE'RE FLYING HIGH AND PROUD ♪ ♪ LIKE WE'RE THE SUNSHINE ♪ ♪ THROUGH THE CLOUDS ♪ TODAY ♪ WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE ♪ ♪ AND SHOUT, "HEY, HEY!" ♪ BECAUSE YOU BELIEVED IT ♪ WE ARE THE MAGIC ♪ WE ARE BELIEVIX ♪ WE ARE BELIEVIX ♪ WE ARE BELIEVIX - I KNEW IT WOULD TURN INTO A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER. - ♪ WE ARE THE MAGIC WINX ♪ YOU'RE ONE OF US ♪ ♪ LET'S DIVE TOGETHER ♪ ♪ IN THE INFINITE OCEAN ♪ WE GOT TO BE AS ONE ♪ IN THIS UNDERWATER MISSION ♪ WE ARE MAGIC WINX [MUSIC] >> IT IS A COOL BIKE. >> I KNOW. I GOT THREE OTHER GUYS DYING TO BUY IT. FOUR HUNDRED. >> FOUR HUN... UHHH... AH GEEZ... >> LATER. >> TORI, TORI, C'MERE... >> WHAT? I TOLD YOU I'M NOT GONNA SHAVE THE BACK OF YOUR NECK. >> I KNOW. SINJIN IS SELLING THIS BIKE. >> OH. COOL BIKE. >> RIGHT. OKAY, SO, IF THIS WERE MY BIKE, WOULD IT MAKE YOU WANNA DATE ME? >> NO. BUT IT'S A REALLY COOL BIKE. >> I'M GROWING IMPATIENT. >> OKAY, I'LL TAKE IT. >> IT IS HAIRY. >> HELLO. YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. UP HERE. I'M WAVING. SEE MY HAND, MOVING TO AND FRO?...PLEASE! >> EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!! >> AH JADE, SO SWEET AND FEMININE. AND NOW, I GIVE YOU A MAN WHO NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION. HE WAS BORN BESIDE A RIVER IN KENTUCKY, WAY BACK IN NINETEEN-- >> SIKOWITZ, GIMME THE MIC. >> PRINCIPAL EIKNER. >> STUDENTS AND FACULTY. IT'S WITH A HEAVING HEART THAT I TELL YOU... THAT AS OF TODAY... I'M RESIGNING AS PRINCIPAL OF HOLLYWOOD ARTS. OKAY, NOW SHHHH... PLEASE HOLD YOUR MURMURS. IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LOVE RUNNING THIS SCHOOL. I DO. BUT I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A TAHITIAN WOMAN, AND I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH HER, AND HER PEOPLE. >> HE TOOK HER BANANA. >> THREE EIGHTY... FOUR HUNDRED. >> THANK YOU ROBBIE. THE BIKE IS YOURS. >> YAY. >> CONGRATS. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK REALLY SNAZZY-- [HORN HONKING] WHAT THE-- >> UH-OH! >> GIMME BACK MY MONEY! SINJIN! NO--AWWW! >> YOU, AHH, SHOULDN'T PARK YOUR BIKE THERE. >> I SHOU--?! THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING! >> MAYBE YOU BETTER WATCH THAT MOUTH. >> EXCUSE ME! BUT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CAME SPEEDING IN HERE LIKE A MANIAC AND... >> I BLINKED MY BLINKER ON AND TOLD YOU I WAS COMING-- >> OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHO ARE YOU? >> MY NAME IS HELEN. I'M THE NEW PRINCIPAL OF HOLLYWOOD ARTS. >> YOU SHOULDN'T PARK YOUR BIKE THERE. ♪ HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN ♪ FEELING LOST ♪ BUT NOW AND THEN ♪ I BREATHE IT IN TO LET IT GO ♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪ OR WHAT IT WOULD COME TO ♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT ♪ HOW YOU'RE LOST ♪ IN THE MOMENT ♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID ♪ TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE ♪ YOU'LL BE ♪ THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW ♪ THAT IF YOU LIVE ♪ IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE ♪ EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME >> ALL RIGHT! TORI AND JADE, YOU TWO ARE GOING TO PLAY HUSBAND AND WIFE. >> I'LL BE THE WIFE. >> YEAH, NO KIDDING. >> NOW, HERE'S YOUR BRAND NEW SYNTHETICALLY RED-HEADED BABY. >> WAIT, BEFORE WE START, I WAS JUST WONDERING, I HAVE THREE QUESTION-- >> ALL RIGHT! NOW, YOUR DIALOGUE SHOULD ALL BE FRIENDLY AND HAPPY BUT YOUR SUBTEXT IS ANGER, SO YOU MUST SAY YOUR HAPPY LINES ANGRILY. ACTION. >> HEY! I AM SO HONKIN' HAPPY THAT WE GOT MARRIED, AND THEN HAD THIS CUTE LITTLE BABY! >> DITTO TO THAT! I TELL YA THIS: NOTHING ON THIS PLANET WARMS MY COCKLES MORE THAN LOOKIN' AT THAT MAGICAL PILE A'BABY RIGHT THERE! >> GOO! >> AW, DID YA HEAR THAT GOO? >> EXCUSE ME. I HATE TO INTERRUPT BUT I'M GONNA DO IT ANYWAY. HELLO CHILDREN. SIKOWITZ. >> HELEN. >> WELL, I'M JUST STOPPING BY ALL THE CLASSROOMS TO SAY HELLO, Y'KNOW, INTRODUCE MYSELF PERSONALLY, Y'KNOW, GET A FEEL FOR THE VIBE OF THE SCHOOL. HMM, YOU SEE HIM? THAT'S THE SPAZZY BOY WHOSE BIKE I RAN OVER. >> HEH HEH! SPAZZY... >> SO, HELEN, MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO TELL THE KIDS A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR... BACKGROUND. >> OH! GLAD TO! AS A CHILD I STARRED IN THE TELEVISION PROGRAM, HAPPY TIMES. >> OH MY GOD! YOU WERE THE LITTLE GIRL WHO ALWAYS SAID, "THAT IS NOT MY JOB." >> HA HA HA! YES, YES I WAS. AND MOST RECENTLY, I WAS THE SENIOR MANAGER AT THE PREMIERE MOVIE THEATER IN SAN DIEGO. UGH, IS THAT CHILD SUCKIN' ON A BINKY? >> I WAS JUST TEACHING THE KIDS ABOUT SUB-TEXT, IN TERMS OF ACTING. >> OH! WELL, CARRY ON THEN. I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT THE RE-AUDITIONS. >> WHAT? >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN RE-AUDITIONS? >> TO STAY IN THIS SCHOOL. NEXT WEEK, YOU GOTTA PERFORM A SCENE, SING A SONG, DO A DANCE, BANG A DRUM, TICKLE A BANJO-- I DON'T CARE. JUST SHOW ME SOME TALENT. >> Y'KNOW... ALL OF US ALREADY AUDITIONED. >> THAT'S HOW WE GOT HERE. >> YOU AUDITIONED FOR THE OLD PRINCIPAL. NOT FOR ME. >> WAIT, SO YOU MEAN LIKE... I SING A SONG FOR YOU, AND IF YOU LIKE IT, I GET TO STAY AT THE HOLLYWOOD ARTS... >> MMM-HMM, AND IF I DON'T, BYE-BYE! >> UH, NO OFFENSE, HELEN, BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SINGING A SONG? ♪ HEYYY-AYYY ♪ YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH ♪ OPEN UP YOUR EYES ♪ AND SEEEEE... ♪ THAT YA DON'T KNOW ♪ NOTHIN'... ♪ NOTHIN'... ♪ NOTHIN' ABOUT MEEEEEEE >> WHO ELSE IS FRIGHTENED BY HER? [MUSIC] >> LET'S SEE, AH... YOU COULD SING CRANK THE PARTY? >> NOOOO. >> OKAY... YOU WANNA SING CALIFORNIA MIDNIGHT? >> NOOOO. WAIT, YES. >> YES? >> NOOOOO. >> C'MON, YOU SING THAT PRETTY GOOD. >> PRETTY GOOD ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH! PRETTY GOOD MEANS HELEN IS GONNA HATE IT! WE GOTTA BE PRETTY ROCKIN' FANTASTIC. >> YOU NEED SOME WARM COCOA. >> OH! HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO? >> TELL ME. >> WHAT IF WE TAKE MAKE IT SHINE, BUT WE DO LIKE A TWIST ON IT... Y'KNOW, LIKE, WE COULD AH-- >> HAH! YAH! EEEEE-YAH! NYAH! W'CHAH! >> TRINA! WE ARE TRYING TO PICK A SONG TO AUDITION WITH. >> AND I'M TRYING TO PRACTICE HURTING PEOPLE. HOO-AH! >> SHOULDN'T YOU BE REHEARSING FOR YOUR AUDITION? >> YEAH, I'M SOOOO WORRIED I WON'T PASS THE AUDITION. LIKE THAT COULD HAPPEN. W'CHA! >> UM, OUR NEW PRINCIPAL IS REALLY TOUGH. >> AND I'M REALLY TALENTED. EH! >> HE BETTER PUT SOME ICE ON THAT. [MUSIC] >> ALL RIGHT, MISS VEGA. YOU READY? >> I THINK THE REAL QUESTION IS: ARE YOU READY? >> START THE AUDITION. ♪ HEY YOU, WHAT'S YOUR FACE? ♪ GET BACK IN LINE ♪ IT'S NOT A RACE ♪ I AM THINKIN' ♪ MAN, TELL ME THE DREAM ♪ I'LL SHOW YOU THE PLAN ♪ YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT ♪ EVERY TIME I HIT THE SPOT ♪ RED STOP ♪ GREEN GO ♪ MAKE UP YOUR MIND ♪ I'M STARTING THE SHOW ♪ OH OH OH, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ♪ THE BEST OF ME ♪ OH OH OH, WHAT YOU GET'S ♪ NOT WHAT YOU SEE ♪ OH OH OH, I'LL GIVE YOU ♪ SOMETHING TO BELIEVE ♪ YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ♪ THE BEST OF ME ♪ AAAYYYYAY AAAYAY AY, AY AY ♪ AAYYAY EE YAY AY... >> AND IN THAT MOMENT, HE WASN'T MY BIG BROTHER ANYMORE. HE WAS A PART OF ME... THAT I HAD TO LET GO OF, FOREVER. >> OHHH. THAT IS POWERFUL. POWERFUL. EXCELLENT. AND WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT THAT BOY'S HAIR? LOOK AT HIS HAIR. >> UMMM, AND THEN I'M GONNA DO SOME JUGGLING, AND THEN I'M GONNA SING A SONG FROM MY FAVORITE MUSICAL. >> BABY, YOU GOT 90 SECONDS. >> BUT IT'S A FIVE-MINUTE AUDITION. >> ACTION. >> JUST MARRY ME. BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO MARRY SOMEBODY ELSE. YOU KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA BE WITH HIM. I DUNNO WHAT I WANT ANYMORE. I THINK YOU DO KNOW. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO COMPLICATE MY LIFE? I LOVE YOU. JUGGLING! SONG AND DANCE! HURRY! ♪ BRIGHT SMILE, ALWAYS GLOWS ♪ PEARLY WHITES ♪ WITH A BUTTON NOSE ♪ AND I KNOWS, EVERYONE ♪ IS GONNA LOVE ME NOW ♪ A LIFE ON THE STAGE ♪ IS THE NAIL ON THE HEAD ♪ IT'S BETTER ♪ THAN FIXING A ROOF ♪ BUT INSTEAD, ♪ IT'S PROBABLY PACKED ♪ AND THEY'LL PROBABLY ♪ SING ALONG ♪ OH WHAT A GIRL! ♪ WHAT IS SHE SINGING? ♪ THIS IS MY SONG! ♪ I'M THE BIGGEST BANG ♪ WITH THE MOSTEST ZING ♪ IF YOU'RE THE HAND, ♪ I'M THE DIAMOND RING ♪ BY THE WAY, ♪ I'M HERE FOR THE SONG ♪ AND THE DANCE ♪ WOO-HOO! ♪ SO, GIVE ME ONE, JUST ONE, ♪ I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ ALL I NEED ♪ IS JUST ONE CHANCE! HUH! >> OKAY. SO, AH, CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN BABY BACK RIBS TO ME? I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHEN I'M EATING RIBS, DO I REALLY WANNA BE THINKING ABOUT A BABY'S BACK? >> YOU'RE BOMBIN' BOY. >> WILL YOU STOP INTERRUPTING ME? YOU'RE KINDA KILLING MY JOKES. >> HOW CAN I KILL WHAT'S ALREADY DEAD? >> I LOVE IT! A BOY DOIN' TERRIBLE STAND-UP COMEDY AND BEIN' HECKLED BY HIS OWN PUPPET! NOW THAT'S CREATIVE! HE HE HE HEEE! >> NO. AH, THIS ISN'T PART OF MY ROUTINE. HE'S REALLY INTERRUPTING ME. >> KNOCK, KNOCK. >> WHO'S THERE? >> YOU, THE TERRIBLE COMEDIAN. >> GENIUS! THAT IS GOOD STUFF! >> WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? >> BECAUSE YOU'RE BAD. >> SO, YOU WROTE THIS MOVIE YOURSELF? >> AND DIRECTED IT AND STARRED IN IT. >> MMM-HMM. ♪ ALL AROUND THE MULBERRY BUSH ♪ THE MONKEY CHASED THE WEASEL ♪ THE MONKEY THOUGHT ♪ 'TWAS ALL IN FUN... >> YOU JUST GONNA SING, HUH? I--I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT-- >> SHHHHHH. >> B--BUT, YOU'RE IN THE BATHTUB-- >> SHHHHHH! >> STOP IT! AHHHHHHH! >> POP GOES THE WEASEL. >> I HATE YOU! >> I LOVE YOU! >> I HATE YOU! >> I LOVE YOU! [MUSIC] ♪ SHINE, SHINE, SHINE, SHINE ♪ HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN ♪ I'M FEELING LOST ♪ BUT NOW AND THEN ♪ I BREATHE IT IN ♪ TO LET IT GO, GO, GO ♪ AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪ WHERE YOU ARE NOW ♪ OR WHAT IT WILL COME TO ♪ IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HEAR ♪ WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW, ♪ YOU DISAPPEAR ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID ♪ TO PUT YOUR DREAM ♪ IN ACTION ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE ♪ YOU'LL BE ♪ THE MAIN ATTRACTION ♪ NOT A FANTASY ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ WHEN IT TURNS OUT RIGHT ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW ♪ THAT IF YOU LIVE ♪ IN YOUR IMAGINATION ♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL BE ♪ EVERYBODY'S FASCINATION ♪ IN MY VICTORY ♪ JUST REMEMBER ME ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪ (MAKE IT SHINE) ♪ YEAH ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪ YEAH ♪ WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE ♪ SHINE, SHINE WELL? >> DID YOU LIKE IT? >> NEXT! >> SO DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DID WELL? >> I THINK. I MEAN, ANDRE WROTE AN AMAZING SONG, AND HE SAID WE SOUNDED GREAT TOGETHER. >> AND TRINA? >> UHH, NOT SO GOOD. >> OH. >> AND SHAKE. KEEP GOING. THAT'S RIGHT. DON'T GIVE UP. >> I DON'T GET THE POINT OF THIS EXERCISE. [PHONE RINGING] >> OH, I GOT IT. TAKE A BREAK. IT'S YOUR SCHOOL. >> ANSWER IT. >> HELLO? YEAH, THIS IS SHE. OH! OH, THANK YOU. SHE'LL BE SO HAPPY. THAT'S GREAT NEWS! UH-HUH. WHAT? BUT... SHHHH! SHH! SHH! THANK YOU FOR CALLING. >> UHHH! I TOLD TRINA TO REHEARSE FOR OUR AUDITION. I TOLD HER THAT OUR NEW PRINCIPAL'S REALLY TOUGH, BUT SHE JUST DIDN'T-- >> TRINA PASSED HER AUDITION. >> SHE DID? THEN... >> YOU DIDN'T. >> I... THEY'RE KICKING ME OUT OF HOLLYWOOD ARTS? >> I AM SO SORRY, BABY. ARE YOU GONNA CRY? >> I DUNNO. >> DO YOU WANNA CRY? >> I DUNNO. >> YOU'RE GONNA CRY. [MUSIC] >> I MADE IT DIM... >> I MEAN, I DON'T GET IT. THEY CAN'T JUST KICK TORI OUTTA SCHOOL. >> YEAH, THEY CAN. >> OKAY, WELL. I'M GOING HOME NOW... FOREVER. >> NO. YOU'RE NOT LEAVING THIS SCHOOL. >> SHE HAS TO. I MEAN, I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT IT, SERIOUSLY, BUT, Y'KNOW... BYE. >> I THINK I'LL MISS YOU LEAST OF ALL. >> WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT LEAVIN'? >> I MEAN, WE'RE ALL GONNA TALK TO HELEN ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. >> YEAH, LET'S. >> YEAH, LET'S DO THAT. >> BUT WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA SAY? >> THAT IF YOU HAVE TO LEAVE HOLLYWOOD ARTS, I'M LEAVING TOO. >> YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? >> NOOOOOOOOO, I REALLY LOVE THIS SCHOOL. >> WELL... I'M GONNA GO GET SOME GUM. >> COME ON, LET'S GO FIND HELEN. >> YEAH, LET'S GO. >> COME ON. >> HELEN... FIND HER. >> WE'RE GONNA GET THAT GIRL! >> YOU KNOW WHAT? >> HELEN IS THIS WAY. >> NO, IT'S THIS WAY. WHERE IS SHE? >> HEY. >> DID YOU ALL WANT SOMETHING? >> WE DON'T THINK TORI SHOULD BE KICKED OUT OF THE SCHOOL. >> AHHH, TORI? >> VEGA. >> OH, YEAH. TORI VEGA. MY NOTES HERE SAY SHE WAS KICKED OUT BECAUSE SHE'S UNTALENTED AND IRRITATING. >> EXCUSE ME, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT I AM TALENTED. >> YOU? OH, YOU ARE. AND PRETTY AS A PICKLE. NOW WHY ARE YOU CHILDREN ASKING ME ABOUT TORI VEGA? >> I'M TORI VEGA. >> NO, NO, NO, NO. THIS IS TORI VEGA. >> DUH DUH DUNNNN! >> NO. NO, NO, NO. THAT'S MY OLDER SISTER, TRINA VEGA. >> OHHHH. YOU MIXED UP THE NAMES! >> I HAVE PERSONAL PROBLEMS. >> I KNEW IT WAS A MISTAKE. >> YOU GET TO STAY! >> YEAH. BUT WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU CAN'T KICK TRINA OUT OF HOLLYWOOD ARTS. RIGHT, GUYS? >> OOOOOH... >> I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THE QUESTION? >> LOOK, I'M SORRY. I'LL CALL TRINA MYSELF AND GIVE HER THE NEW-- >> NO, NO, NO. PLEASE DON'T. I'LL TELL HER. >> ALL RIGHT... BYE! COME ON! >> YOU GUYS, I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE WHEN I TELL TRINA SHE GOT KICKED OUT OF-- AND, UM, YOU KNOW, UM, SOMETIMES WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS... YOU, UHHH, YOU-- >> TORI. >> WHAT? >> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY. >> YOU DO? >> YOU'RE EMBARRASSED THAT YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF HOLLYWOOD ARTS. >> OHHHHH... >> IT'S OKAY. IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE ZERO TALENT. >> TRINA... I... >> YOU THINK THIS IS EASY FOR ME? 'CAUSE IT'S NOT. >> WHAT'S NOT? >> BEING THE TALENTED ONE IN OUR FAMILY. THAT'S A LOTTA PRESSURE. AND YOU'RE MY BABY SISTER. IT HURTS ME WHEN YOU FAIL. >> OH, MAN. >> AND LISTEN... IF I COULD JUST SOMEHOW SUCK SOME TALENT OUT OF ME AND SPRINKLE IT ALL OVER YOU, I SWEAR... I WOULD CONSIDER DOING THAT. NOW... YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU SOME CREAM OF WHEAT? >> I HATE CREAM OF WHEAT. >> YEAH, BUT I LOVE IT. >> HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE CREAM OF WHEAT? >> REX. LOOK. HELEN GETS TO SCHOOL AT 6:30 EVERY MORNING. I'LL COME UP WITH SOME REASON TO GET TRINA TO SCHOOL RIGHT BEFORE HELEN SHOWS UP. >> I LOVE CREAM OF WHEAT. >> YOU'RE GONNA BE DRESSED AS A ROBBER, WITH A SKI MASK. >> I LIKE SKIING. >> YEAH, YEAH... SO WHEN HELEN WALKS INTO SCHOOL, YOU ATTACK HER. >> WHY? >> 'CAUSE! TRINA'S TAKING KARATE, SO WHEN SHE SEES HELEN BEING ATTACKED, TRINA'LL JUMP IN, BEAT YOU UP, AND THEN HELEN'LL BE GRATEFUL AND LET TRINA STAY AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS. >> BUT I HATE BEING BEATEN. I ALWAYS HAVE. >> I NEED YOU TO DO THIS. >> NO. >> PLEASE? >> NO. >> PLEASE? >> ALL RIGHT. >> TORI? IT'S 6:00 IN THE MORNING, I'M AT SCHOOL, AND THEY ARE NOT HAVING A FREE BREAKFAST BUFFET. CALL ME. HELLO? ANYBODY HERE? ANYONE SEEN A BREAKFAST BUFFET? HELLO? >> ANDRE JUST TEXTED ME FROM THE PARKING LOT! HELEN IS ON HER WAY IN! >> I'M AFRAID. >> IT'S JUST A BEATING. PUT YOUR THING ON! ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID ♪ TO PUT YOUR DREAMS IN ACTION >> HEY, GIMME THE BAG! >> OH! OH! >> GIVE ME YOUR BAG! >> MAY DAY! MAY DAY! HELP ME! OH! OHH! >> GET AWAY FROM HER! >> OH, JESUS! >> HOLD HIM STILL SO I CAN WHACK HIM! >> HEY! HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?! HEY! WHAT HAPPENED?! >> OH, THIS... THIS HOOLIGAN CAME AND TRIED TO BUSHWHACK ME! >> OHHHH WOW! I MEAN WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF A MASKED ROBBER-- >> THEN I--GOING, GOING, GOING. >> MAN... IT WAS A GOOD THING THAT TRINA WAS HERE TO PROTECT YOU. >> OH! HECK YEAH. THANK YOU, BABY. I OWE YA ONE. >> YEAH. LIKE... MAYBE YOU WANNA RECONSIDER A DECISION YOU MADE ABOUT SOMEONE BEING KICKED OUT OF HOLLYWOOD ARTS? >> OH. MMM-HMM, YOU RIGHT. TRINA, YOU CAN-- >> SO I CAN KEEP GOING TO SCHOOL HERE? >> YOU? YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA TELL TRINA SHE-- >> YAY, WE BOTH GET TO STAY AT HOLLYWOOD ARTS! C'MON TRINA, LET'S GO GET SOME CREAM OF WHEAT! >> I THOUGHT YOU HATED CREAM OF WHEAT. >> BUT NOW I LOVE IT! THIS WAY... >> AND I THOUGHT CRAZY STEVE WAS CRAZY. ALL RIGHT, BETTER CALL THE POLICE TO COME GET-- ♪ OH OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪ SHINE, SHINE, SHINE, SHINE ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪ SHINE, SHINE, SHINE, SHINE >> I LOVE YOU GUYS. >> HMM. - [gasping] [menacing cat meow] [panting] WAIT...HOW DID I GET HERE? [gasp] [low snarling] SOMETHING'S OUT THERE. BUT WHAT? [gasps] - [roars] - AAH! [grunting] [low snarling] AAH! [grunting] [breathing hard] AAH! [grunting] [breathing hard] [growling] UH? [steady snarling] [loud roar] - ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ ♪ HEROES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER ♪ - ♪ HERE WE GO, IT'S A LEAN, GREEN, NINJA TEAM ♪ ♪ ON THE SCENE, COOL TEENS DOING NINJA THINGS ♪ ♪ SO EXTREME, OUT THE SEWER LIKE LASER BEAMS ♪ ♪ GET ROCKED WITH THE SHELL-SHOCKED PIZZA KINGS ♪ ♪ CAN'T STOP THESE RADICAL DUDES ♪ ♪ THE SECRET OF THE OOZE MADE THE CHOSEN FEW ♪ ♪ EMERGE FROM THE SHADOWS TO MAKE THEIR MOVE ♪ ♪ THE GOOD GUYS WIN, AND THE BAD GUYS LOSE ♪ ♪ ♪ LEONARDO'S THE LEADER IN BLUE ♪ ♪ DOES ANYTHING IT TAKES TO GET HIS NINJAS THROUGH ♪ ♪ DONATELLO IS THE FELLOW WHO HAS A WAY WITH MACHINES ♪ ♪ RAPHAEL'S GOT THE MOST ATTITUDE ON THE TEAM ♪ ♪ MICHELANGELO, HE'S ONE OF A KIND ♪ ♪ AND YOU KNOW JUST WHERE TO FIND HIM WHEN IT'S PARTY TIME ♪ ♪ MASTER SPLINTER TAUGHT 'EM EVERY SINGLE SKILL THEY NEED ♪ ♪ TO BE ONE LEAN, MEAN, GREEN, INCREDIBLE TEAM ♪ - ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ - YAH! - WAH! - HYUH! UH! SO IS DONNIE COMING DOWN OR WHAT? - I COULDN'T WAKE HIM UP, SO I PUT SOME DIRTY UNDERWEAR ON HIS FACE. - GAH! - [raspberry noise] - HUH? HYUH! [both grunting] - NICE. LOOKING GOOD, LEO. YOU'RE REALLY COMING ALONG. - HEY, GUYS? WE'RE HEADING DOWN TO THE STORE. - ANY REQUESTS? - OOH, OOH, OOH! I NEED SOME SPICY GUMMY WORMS. NEED! - YEAH, HE'S NOT GOING TO HAVE THAT. - THAT STORE IS TINY, MIKEY. IT'S THE KIND OF PLACE THAT HAS PEANUT BUTTER OR JELLY. - BE BACK IN A FEW. - OKAY, LET'S DO THIS. [both grunting] - AAH! - LEO, YOU WERE HURT BAD, BRO. YOU GOTTA GIVE YOURSELF TIME TO HEAL. - YEAH, BUT HOW LONG? THIS IS TAKING FOREVER. [grunting] I'M FINE! I'M FINE! I'M JUST-- JUST GONNA TAKE A MINUTE. - GOOD. SOME REST SHOULD HELP. [cartoon adventure music] ♪ - AAH! SLEEPING ISN'T GONNA HELP. GUYS? I'M GOING FOR A WALK. - ROCK ON, BRO! - AH, TAKING FOREVER. I'M NEVER GONNA GET BETTER. WHAT? UHH--UHH! [gasps] WHOA! AAAAAHHHHH! UH! WEIRD. THAT DIDN'T HURT. AND MY LEG--MY LEG DOESN'T HURT EITHER. I FEEL FINE! IN FACT... I FEEL GREAT! - [gasps] - HEY, THERE! NAME'S BERNIE. I JUST BOUGHT THIS PLACE. - ON PURPOSE? - FINDING EVERYTHING YOU NEED? - YOU GOT ANY SPICY GUMMY WORMS? - IS THAT BAIT? YOU MEAN BAIT? - IT'S CANDY. - HO-HO! I GOT CANDY! - WHAT KIND? - BROWN. BUT IT USED TO BE YELLOW. - OB-- OBTURACULUM SOM-- SOMNIORUM? - NOBODY TOUCHES THAT BOOK. - [gasps] - UNDERSTAND? - HEY, I GOT WHAT WE NEED. SHOULD LAST A FEW DAYS. - SO, I THOUGHT NOBODY LIVED AROUND HERE. - WHY WOULD YOU BUY A STORE WHERE YOU THOUGHT NOBODY LIVES? - EH--I LIKE MY ALONE TIME. THE AMOUNT OF STUFF YOU'RE BUYING MUST BE FOR FIVE OR...SIX PEOPLE. - UH, JUST TWO. US TWO. THE TWO OF US. - UH-HUH. TELL ME. YOU BEEN...TIRED LATELY? REAL TIRED? - NOPE. WE'RE FINE. - [sighs] MAYBE IT WON'T HAPPEN THIS TIME. - WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! CHECK ME OUT! I AM A SUPER-- HYUH! HERO! - WHAT DOES EVERY SUPERHERO NEED? - WHO'S THERE? - DIRE BEAVER! I'M EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER FEARED IN ONE CONVENIENT, HORRIFYING PACKAGE. AND I'M GONNA TEACH YOU SOMETHING ABOUT PAIN! - AAH! - [maniacal laugh] [squeaking sound] - MAN, HE MUST'VE BEEN TIRED. - HE LOOKS GOOD, THOUGH. HANDSOME. - NICE WORK. YOU KNOW...I'M PRETTY TIRED MYSELF. A LITTLE SHUT-EYE WOULDN'T HURT ANYTHING, RIGHT? - [yawns] ME TOO. - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. - NAPS ARE NATURE'S HUGS. - WE'RE OUT TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS AND WHAT ARE THEY DOING? SQUAT. - DONNIE MUST BE ON LOOKOUT. - [snoring] - OR NOT. - [laughing] THOSE WEIRD TEETH OF HIS MAKE HIM WHISTLE! - WAIT, SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT. DONNIE? DONNIE! DONNIE! - PEEKABOO! I SEE YOU! - AAH! - I AM DARK BEAVER. MAY I EAT YOU? [evil laugh] YOU LOOK SALTY. - AAH! [grunting] [school bell rings] THIS CAN'T BE REAL. [creatures snarling] I MUST BE DREAMING. I JUST HAVE TO WAKE UP. THAT'S IT. WAKE UP! - [evil laugh] [slapping] - WAKE UP! WAKE UP! NO! - STILL HERE! STILL GOING TO EAT YOU, - COME ON, DUDE, WAKE UP ALREADY! - THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK! - IT WAS WORTH A TRY. PLUS, I'VE ALWAYS KIND OF WANTED TO DO THAT. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. THEY WON'T WAKE UP. IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TRAPPED. TRAPPED IN THEIR DREAMS. [zombie-like groaning] [schlink] [thud] - I AM DREAD BEAVER! AND YOUR SOUL IS MINE! AAH! [maniacal laugh] - WHOA! [hard rock continues] ♪ AAH! - HA HA! HEE HEE HEE! [cheerful music] ♪ - [giggling] I'M DAVE BEAVER. I'MA 'SPOSED TA SCARE YOU. - REALLY? THEN I GUESS YOU SHOULD'VE LEFT YOUR ADORABLE BUCK TEETH AT HOME, DAVE. - THEY ARE ADORABLE, AREN'T THEY? - AND CHECK OUT YOUR WIDDLE PADDLE TAIL! YOU WANNA PLAY PING-PONG? - [giggling] I KINDA DO, YEAH! - SWEET! [high pitched laugh] [both laughing] [satisfied sigh] - MIKEY ACTUALLY KINDA LOOKS OKAY. - YEAH, BUT HIS PULSE IS GETTING WEAKER. THEY ALL ARE. - SO, THEY'RE SICK? - NONE OF THEM HAS A FEVER, BUT I FEEL SOMETHING STRANGE. LIKE, SOMETHING IS DRAINING THE LIFE OUT OF THEM. - CAN YOU GET THROUGH TO THEM SOMEHOW? - I CAN TRY. - WAIT! THAT BERNIE GUY ASKED IF WE'D BEEN FEELING TIRED. AND THAT BOOK HE HAD-- SOMNIORUM. IT'S LATIN FOR "DREAMS," OR "OF THE DREAMS," I THINK. - I'LL GO SEE WHAT'S IN THAT BOOK. YOU DO WHAT YOU CAN HERE. [door closes] [panting] [evil laugh] - NO! WAIT. IS THAT... APRIL? - WAKE UP! [multiple shrieks and roars] - AAH! - [snarling] [cheerful ringtone] - WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO ANSWER? - OKAY. - LEO! YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP. WAKE UP! - I AM AWAKE. I GOT SUPER POWERS FROM A METEOR, AND NOW I'M FIGHTING A GIANT BEAVER. AND...HEY, AM I DREAMING YOU? - NOT A CHANCE! - UH! AAH! - AAH! [hard rock music] ♪ - RAPH! YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP! NOW! - HUH? - [clears throat] PARDON ME. [hissing roar] [high pitched laugh] - MAN, THIS PING-PONG IS REALLY WEARING ME OUT. - THAT'S BECAUSE I'M DRAINING YOUR LIFE FORCE! HEE HEE HAH HAH HAH! - OH, RIGHT. - PSST, HEY, MIKEY! APRIL SAYS YOU SHOULD WAKE UP. - PLEASE. I KNOW BETTER THAN TO LISTEN TO A GIANT TALKING LOLLIPOP. HA! I LEARNED THAT ONE THE HARD WAY. OW! UGH. - AHA. - THEY SENT YOU, DIDN'T THEY? - WHO? - THEM! THE DREAM BEAVERS! - NOBODY SENT... DID YOU JUST SAY DREAM BEAVERS? - DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOBODY TOUCHES THE BOOK? - WHOA! DUDE, ARE YOU INSANE? - THAT BOOK IS THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN THIS WORLD AND TOTAL DESTRUCTION. AAH! YOU DIRTY BEATNIK! - AAH! APRIL...SHE'S TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING... - YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP! WAKE UP! - THIS...IS A...DREAM! - [roar] - SO, YOU FIGURED IT OUT, EH? VERY CLEVER. CLEVER, SALTY BOY! - AAH! - WHOA. WHAT'S GOING ON? - I'M HAVING THE WEIRDEST DREAM. - YOU CAN'T BE DREAMING. I'M HERE. - 'CAUSE I'M DREAMING YOU! - MAYBE I'M DREAMING YOU. BUT YOU'RE NOT DREAMING ME. - AW, MAN. WHERE'D ALL THE CANDY GO? - HANG ON. GUYS...I THINK WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME DREAM. - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. - NOTHING'S IMPOSSIBLE... FOR THE DREAM BEAVERS! - [chuckles] I'M SORRY, DID YOU JUST SAY DREAM BEAVERS? - OLLY-OLLY-OXEN-FREE! [boom] [car alarms wail] [evil laughter from all] [evil cackling] - YOU THINK YOU ARE ALONE IN YOUR DREAMS. BUT NO! FOR YEARS, WE HAVE LURKED IN THIS DREAM DIMENSION, STEALING THE LIFE FORCE OF HUMANS. DRAINING THEM DRY AND-- - BUT DUDES! WE'RE NOT HUMAN! - THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT MAKES YOUR LIFE FORCE SO DELICIOUS. - SERIOUSLY. HUMAN LIFE FORCE, EVERY MEAL, FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. THEN ONE DAY, TURTLES! - I LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. all: SHUT UP, DAVE! - WE'RE GONNA DRAIN YOU DRY AND SPIT OUT THE SHELLS! - AAH! AAH! - WOULD YOU-- KNOCK IT OFF? I'M JUST TRYING TO-- HELP MY-- AAH! FRIENDS! - WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER-- THE CHAINSAW. GIVE ME A MINUTE, HERE. OW! - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? - AH, I'M SORRY. I'M A LITTLE HIGH-STRUNG. I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 40 YEARS. BECAUSE OF THE DREAM BEAVERS. - WHAT ARE DREAM BEAVERS? - THEY'RE BEINGS OF PURE EVIL FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION. YOU SEE, IT ALL BEGAN 40 YEARS AGO. - NOBODY ASKED, DUDE. - I WAS A PHYSICIST TRYING TO PROVE MY THEORY THAT OUR DREAMS TAKE PLACE IN A DIMENSION OF THEIR OWN... WHEN A DEFECTIVE PORTAL PROJECTOR SHORT CIRCUITED AND I LOST CONSCIOUSNESS. THE DREAM BEAVERS HAD BEEN ABOUT TO BREAK THROUGH INTO OUR REALITY, BUT INSTEAD, THEY MATERIALIZED IN THE DREAM DIMENSION-- IN MY DREAM. WHEN I AWOKE, THEY REMAINED TRAPPED IN THE WORLD OF DREAMS, UNABLE TO RETURN... AS LONG AS THIS DEVICE REMAINS OPERATING. - DEVICE? IT'S A BOOK, BERNIE! - OBTURACULUM SOMNIORUM MEANS "DREAM PLUG." FOR 40 YEARS, I HAVE PROTECTED THE PLUG TO ENSURE THAT THE DREAM BEAVERS REMAIN TRAPPED. FOR 40 YEARS, I HAVE REMAINED AWAKE SO THAT THEY CANNOT DRAIN MY LIFE FORCE. BUT THEY ARE ALWAYS NEAR. THEY ATTACK ANYONE CLOSE TO ME AND DRAIN THE LIFE FROM THEM WHEN THEY SLEEP. THAT'S WHY I CAME OUT HERE, FAR AWAY FROM EVERYONE. - NOT FAR ENOUGH. THEY'RE DRAINING MY FRIENDS RIGHT NOW. AND YOU'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! [evil laughter] - DESTROY THEM! [all screaming] [evil laughter] [grunting] - NOW YOU SEE ME. NOW YOU DON'T! - UHH! THIS ISN'T WORKING. AAH! - [chortling] - HOLD STILL, DAVE. I GOTTA CHUCK YA! [Dave giggles] [all screaming] - OOH! UH... [gasps] AAH! WAH! - HEE HEE HEE HEE. AH HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! [evil laughter] - AAH! - AAH! - YOU SAID THAT WOULDN'T WORK. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO! I CAN BARELY FIND THEIR PULSES ANYMORE. IF WE CAN'T WAKE THEM UP, THEY WON'T MAKE IT! - AH! OH, MY GOSH! IS THAT TV SET AN ASTROVIEW? - REALLY? NOT, "OH MY GOSH, GIANT TURTLES?" - YOU SEE THEM TOO? - BERNIE! THE DREAM BEAVERS ARE SUCKING OUT THEIR LIFE FORCE! HOW CAN WE WAKE THEM UP? - YOU CAN'T. THE OBTURACULUM KEEPS THE BEAVERS TRAPPED IN THE DREAM REALM, AND AS LONG AS THEY'RE THERE THEIR DREAM POWERS ARE UNBEATABLE. THAT'S WHY I DON'T SLEEP! GOT ANY COFFEE, BY THE WAY? - HE'S NOT BREATHING. DONNIE'S NOT BREATHING! - SO THIS IS WHAT KEEPS THEM IN THE DREAM REALM? - YEAH! WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU-- NO! - WHAT'S THIS? - THE BARRIER IS BROKEN! - WE ARE FREE! FREE! [Turtles groaning] - YOU'RE OKAY! MUAH! - [bashful giggles] - THE OBTURACULUM IS BROKEN! THE BEAVERS ARE FREE! FREE TO DESTROY OUR WORLD! ALL IS LOST! ALL IS-- AAH! [evil chortling] - WAIT A SECOND... AW, DANG. - HI, DAVE. - HI, MIKEY! all: SHUT UP, DAVE! - THIS IS IT? THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN PROTECTING THE EARTH FROM FOR 40 YEARS? PLUSH TOYS? - IF I WERE YOU GUYS, I'D BE-- - LEAVING. MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. COME, BEAVERS! LET US LEAVE THIS WORLD FOR ONE THAT IS-- ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING. BIG BULLY. [evil chortling] - APRIL, CASEY, GIANT TALKING TURTLES, I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR 40 YEARS FOR NO GOOD REASON. SO--[yawn]-- IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME... [snoring] - WELL, WHO WANTS TO HELP ME CARRY HIM BACK HOME? - OKAY, I KNOW THAT WAS TERRIFYING AND WE NEARLY BOUGHT IT AND EVERYTHING, BUT MY LEG REALLY FEELS A LOT BETTER. - SEE! I TOLD YOU SOME REST WOULD HELP. - WAIT A SECOND. DID... DID APRIL KISS ME A WHILE BACK? - ♪ BABY, YOU'RE SO GREAT ♪ ♪ YOU MAKE ME SMILE ♪ AND IT'S SOMETHING I CANNOT HIDE ♪ - I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO FOLLOW HER. - ♪ AND I CAN FEEL IT ♪ FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE ♪ [applause] - [sighs] I CLAP LOUD WHEN I'M NERVOUS. - DON'T WORRY. THIS IS JUST PRACTICE. ACTUAL SOLO AUDITIONS AREN'T UNTIL FRIDAY. - I DON'T KNOW, CHERRY; SHE'S A SENIOR, AND SHE COMES FROM A LONG LINE OF PROFESSIONAL CHOIR SINGERS. - AND YOU... STOOD IN A LONG LINE THIS MORNING FOR A MUFFIN. SO THERE'S THAT. - PHOEBE THUNDERMAN, YOU'RE UP. - [sighs] [sighs] ♪ WE'RE SO CLOSE NOW ♪ ♪ IT'S EASY TO SEE ♪ ♪ JUST TAKE MY HAND AND FOLLOW ME ♪ ♪ TOGETHER WE WILL BE, OH-- [hacking cough] A SPITBALL? - NOT BAD, PHOEBE. BUT YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR... NOT CHOKING. [school bell rings] - LOOK AT THIS! WHO WOULD SHOOT A SPITBALL AT ME? - I WOULD. - VERONICA? WHY? WE'RE...SISTERS IN SONG. - I OWN THE SOLO SPOT, NEWB, AND I'LL STOP AT NOTHING TO KEEP IT. CHOKE ON... ♪ THAT - SHE DOES HAVE A NICE VOICE. - AND NICE AIM. - GUYS, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GIRL WHO GOT PELTED WITH SPITBALLS? OH. [laughs] GUESS YOU DID. - ♪ WHAT YOU SEE IS NOT WHAT YOU GET ♪ ♪ LIVING OUR LIVES WITH A SECRET ♪ ♪ WE FIT RIGHT IN, BET YOU NEVER GUESSED ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING OUR LIVES JUST LIKE ALL THE REST ♪ ♪ A PICTURE-PERFECT FAMILY IS WHAT WE TRY TO BE ♪ ♪ LOOK CLOSER, YOU MIGHT SEE THE CRAZY THINGS WE DO ♪ ♪ THIS ISN'T MAKE-BELIEVE ♪ ♪ IT'S OUR REALITY ♪ ♪ JUST YOUR AVERAGE FAMILY ♪ TRYING TO BE NORMAL INSTEAD OF TROUBLE ♪ - AS I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SOLO, A SPITBALL FLIES INTO MY MOUTH AND HITS THE LITTLE PUNCHING BAG IN THE BACK OF MY THROAT. - WHAT IS THAT LITTLE THING? IT'S SO...WIGGLY. - MM, AND SO HANGY. - AND SO NOT THE POINT OF MY STORY. - THIS VERONICA GIRL IS JUST TRYING TO PSYCH YOU OUT BEFORE YOUR SOLO AUDITION. DON'T LET HER GET TO YOU. - YEAH, GET TO HER FIRST. MAY I SUGGEST A TIGER ATTACK? - MAX... - RHINO ATTACK? I KNOW A GUY. - NO. NO ANIMALS, MAX. PHOEBE, WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS LET IT ROLL OFF YOUR BACK. ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME. WHAT, HANK? YOU DON'T THINK I LET THINGS ROLL OFF MY BACK? - I DIDN'T SAY THAT. BUT I DID SPIT IT. THANK YOU. - IT'S FOR ME. [alarm bleeping] - ALERT, ALERT. ANNOYING NEIGHBOR APPROACHING. Phoebe, Max, and Barb: DARCY! - COME ON, GUYS. SHE'S JUST A HARMLESS KID WHO SNOOPS AROUND THE HOUSE, WHICH COULD EXPOSE US. YEAH, LET'S GET RID OF HER. - YOU KNOW, MOM'S RIGHT. I'M GONNA LET THIS THING ROLL OFF MY BACK AND BE NICE TO VERONICA. - BIG MISTAKE. "SORRY, @WOLFGANG. "NO GO ON THE RHINO. PLEASE CREDIT MY ACCOUNT." - IS SHE EVER GONNA RING THE DOORBELL? OH. HELLO, DARCY. WHAT BRINGS YOU BY? - JUST RETURNING YOUR MAGAZINES. - WE DIDN'T LEND YOU ANY MAGAZINES. - I KNOW. I STEAL THEM FROM YOUR MAILBOX. SO WHAT YOU WEIRDOES DOING? - OH, YOU KNOW, JUST SHOWING YOU OUT. [laughs] - RIGHT. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY ON YOUR WAY TO GET YOUR HAIR DONE. - I...JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE. - OH, SO YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR MONEY BACK? SEE YA. - WHAT-- MY HAIR IS FINE! WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT? - BECAUSE SHE'S DARCY. BUT THIS'LL JUST ROLL OFF YOUR BACK. RIGHT, BARB? - OF COURSE. DO I LOOK ANGRY? - THIS TEA PARTY IS DELIGHTFUL. - OKAY, I'M DONE. GET ME OUT OF THIS COSTUME. - BUT YOU LIKE PLAYING DRESS-UP. - DO I? LET'S REVIEW. I HATE THIS. [harpsichord music] I HATE THIS. [polka music] [in high-pitched voice] I HATE THIS. [classical music] [children laughing] [children sigh happily] - WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA STICK ME IN A DRESS, CAN I AT LEAST HAVE SOME CARROTS? - FINE. WE'LL GET YOU SOME CARROTS, YOU BIG BABY. - OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA! WE SHOULD DRESS HIM UP AS A BABY. - HEY, COLOSSO, WHAT SIZE DIAPER ARE YOU? WHERE DID DR. COLOSSO GO? BILLY, CHECK THE FRONT YARD. - HE'S NOT THERE. - CHECK THE PARK. - HE'S NOT THERE. - CHECK THE INTERNATIONAL CARROT MUSEUM. - HE'S NOT THERE. BUT CARROTS ARE WAY MORE INTERESTING THAN I THOUGHT. - UH-OH. DR. COLOSSO IS GONE! - [sighs] HEY, VERONICA. LOOK, I KNOW THE PRESSURE OF THE SOLO SPOT IS GETTING TO US, SO I BOUGHT YOU A SMOOTHIE. HEY, CHERRY. DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? I JUST LET YESTERDAY'S SPITBALL ROLL OFF MY BACK. V IS NOW A FAN OF THE PHOEBS. - [gasps] - V DID THAT, DIDN'T SHE? - YOU AND I ARE ENEMIES, AND 16 OUNCES OF BUTT-KISS ISN'T GOING TO CHANGE THAT. THIS SOLO SPOT IS... ♪ MIIIIIIIINE - OKAY, I GET IT! - TECHNICALLY, YOUR PLAN WORKED. I MEAN, IT IS ROLLING OFF YOUR BACK. I'LL GET YOU A TOWEL. - I SEE MOM'S ADVICE IS WORKING OUT WELL FOR YOU. READY TO TRY REVENGE? - I'M IN. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HEAR ME OUT. FOR CENTURIES, REVENGE WAS-- WAIT, YOU'RE IN? - TOTALLY. I CAN'T LET HER GET IN MY HEAD BEFORE THE AUDITION. - PERFECT, 'CAUSE I DID SOME RESEARCH, AND IT TURNS OUT IF VERONICA FAILS HER NEXT MATH ASSIGNMENT, SHE'LL GET KICKED OUT OF CHOIR. - DO YOU HAVE A PLAN? - I HAVE SEVERAL BUT ONLY ONE THAT KEEPS US OUT OF JAIL. I'M GONNA REPLACE HER TUTOR WITH A NEW TUTOR: MAX THUNDERMAN. - THEN YOU SABOTAGE HER HOMEWORK, AND SHE FAILS. SO DEVIOUS... YET SO EXCITING. - WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE. HERE'S OUR HANDBOOK, A KEYCHAIN, AND A T-SHIRT. - CUTE! - THE DARK SIDE'S NOT CUTE, PHOEBE. - DON'T WORRY, FAKE COLOSSO. THIS IS JUST UNTIL WE FIND THE REAL COLOSSO. OR FOREVER IF WE GET BORED LOOKING FOR HIM. - WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING DOWN HERE? - UH... FEEDING DR. COLOSSO. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE? - I--I'M PUTTING AWAY MAX'S LAUNDRY. - WHERE IS IT? - IT WAS, UH-- I'M JUST GONNA-- JUST--JUST GO UPSTAIRS. HEY, COLOSSO. I'M JUST GONNA BORROW SOME OF MAX'S CHEMICALS TO FIX WHAT I DID TO MY HAIR. I WAS TRYING SOMETHING NEW, AND, WELL-- HEY, YOU'RE BRUTALLY HONEST. UH... WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS COLOR? SAY SOMETHING. YOU CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME! IT'S HIDEOUS! - THERE'S VERONICA'S MATH TUTOR. HELP ME THROW THIS ANVIL ON HIM. - IT'S JUST EVAN. I CAN HANDLE HIM. - OH! [anvil thuds] - HEY, EVAN. AREN'T YOU IN CHARGE OF THE IGUANA IN THE SCIENCE LAB? - YEAH, WHY? - I HEARD HER EGGS ARE HATCHING. - ELEANOR! DADDY'S COMING! - OKAY, NOW GO TURN VERONICA INTO MORONICA. [laughs] GOT IT. NO PUNS ON THE DARK SIDE. - HEY, VERONICA. EVAN IS SICK, AND I'M YOUR NEW TUTOR. - WHOEVER CAN HELP ME WITH MY MATH HOMEWORK IS FINE BY ME. - GREAT. BUT A WORD OF WARNING. I HAVE SOME UNUSUAL TUTORING METHODS. WE WON'T BE NEEDING THIS MATH BOOK. - THAT WAS MY ENGLISH BOOK. - WE WON'T NEED THAT EITHER. - ALL RIGHT, BILLY. WE'VE CHECKED EVERY HOUSE ON THE BLOCK. [doorbell rings] MAYBE DARCY'S SEEN COLOSSO. - SHE DOES SEEM TO BE EVERYWHERE. - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ON MY PORCH? - HEY, WE WERE WONDERING, HAVE YOU SEEN-- - NOPE, HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING. - DID YOU NOTICE ALL THOSE CARROTS? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? - THAT SHE JUST GOT BACK FROM THE INTERNATIONAL CARROT MUSEUM. I'M SO JEALOUS. - NO, BILLY, IT MEANS SHE HAS DR. COLOSSO! - WE ALREADY HAD MATH TODAY, PHOEBE. WHY ARE WE WAITING OUTSIDE THE CLASS? - BECAUSE WHEN VERONICA GETS AN "F" ON HER HOMEWORK, I GET TO WATCH HER GET KICKED OUT OF THE CHOIR. [school bell rings] - HEY, GIRLS. GUESS WHO GETS TO STAY IN CHOIR 'CAUSE THEY GOT AN "A"? [both squealing happily] - AN "A"? - AND GUESS WHO DID MY HOMEWORK? MY NEW BOYFRIEND. - NEW BOYFRIEND? - FORGOT YOUR BACKPACK IN THE LIBRARY, BABE. - "BABE"? - THANKS, MAX. SWEETEST BOYFRIEND... - GOOD NEWS, COLOSSO. GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND. AND READY TO TAKE A BIG STEP: PUTTING ON DEODORANT. [chuckles] BECAUSE SUDDENLY WHAT I SMELL LIKE MATTERS. OH, I GET IT. THE SILENT TREATMENT? THIS MUST BE BECAUSE I VIOLATED THE "BUNNIES BEFORE HONEYS" CODE. - [sighs] MAX? - OW! FREEZE KICK? WHAT'S NEXT, A SUPER WEDGIE? [whooshing noise] [in high-pitched voice] OOH! OOH! LET GO! - YOU GOT VERONICA AN "A" ON HER HOMEWORK. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME GET REVENGE, NOT BECOME HER BOYFRIEND. - PHOEBE, I KNOW YOU'RE MAD... - CONTINUE. - THAT'S IT. I JUST KNOW YOU'RE MAD. - [sighs] HOW COULD YOU BETRAY YOUR OWN SISTER? WE WERE ON THE SAME SIDE. PROMISES WERE MADE. T-SHIRTS WERE PRINTED. - YEAH, BUT THAT'S THE THING ABOUT THE DARK SIDE, PHOEBE. YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO REALLY TRUST. YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU READ THE HANDBOOK. - YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP OR YOUR DARK SIDE. I CAN GET THAT SOLO SPOT ON MY OWN WITH THE POWER OF MY... ♪ VOICE HUH. THAT IS FUN. - WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DARCY'S TO GET DR. COLOSSO? - I WROTE THE PLAN ON YOUR HAND. - "EAT DESSERT. WAIT TILL DARK. STEEL COLOSSO'S BUTT." - "BACK." "STEAL COLOSSO BACK." - SORRY, BARBECUE SAUCE. NOW WHAT DO WE DO? - JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD. MOM? DAD? I'LL BE IN MY ROOM. - OKAY, SWEETIE. BILLY, WHERE YOU GONNA BE? - I GOT NOTHIN'! - HE'LL BE IN HIS ROOM. - SO, BARB... I NOTICE YOU GOT A NEW HAT. THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE COMMENT DARCY MADE, DOES IT? [dish clatters] - DID DARCY MAKE A COMMENT? - NO, NO, NO CO-- NO COMMENT. IT'S A LOVELY HAT. - I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT THOSE THUNDERMANS. I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALIENS. BUT HAVING A TALKING BUNNY IS WAY BETTER. NOW, JUST TALK FOR ME, AND I'LL GIVE YOU THESE DELICIOUS CARROTS. TALK, YOU FAT RAT! - I CAN'T WATCH THIS TORTURE, NORA. I JUST CAN'T. [doorbell rings] - I'LL GET IT. MUST BE THE BUNNY SHAVER I ORDERED. IT'S GONNA BE A COOOOLD WINTER. - DR. COLOSSO, WE'RE HERE TO SAVE YOU. - HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE, TOOTS. - BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO GO HOME? ISN'T THIS WHOLE CLOWN THING A LITTLE WEIRD? - NO MORE WEIRD THAN THE LAME COSTUMES YOU PUT ME IN. - WE'RE BACK TO THAT? - WE NEVER LEFT IT. - FINE. YOU CAN DRESS YOURSELF FROM NOW ON. - I WANT TO BE A LIFEGUARD AND A FIREFIGHTER AND THREE COSTUMES TO BE NAMED LATER. - DEAL. NOW LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THIS FREAK SHOW. - I'M COMING BACK, RABBIT. - UH-OH. HIDE! - NOBODY WAS AT THE DOOR. ISN'T THAT WEIRD? WELL? SAY SOMETHING! FINE. I'M GOING TO STARE AT YOU UNTIL YOU TALK, EVEN IF TAKES ALL NIGHT. - ♪ MY BRO MAX STABBED ME IN THE BACK ♪ ♪ BACK THE IN ME STABBED MAX BRO MY ♪ OFF TO DO YOUR "GIRLFRIEND'S" HOMEWORK? CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S USING YOU? - PHOEBE, WHEN YOU'RE IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP, IT IS VERY COMMON FOR THE BOY TO DO THE GIRL'S HOMEWORK. - DID VERONICA TELL YOU THAT? - YES. [alarm bleeping] - ALERT, ALERT. JEALOUS NERD APPROACHING. - JEALOUS NERD? WHO'S THAT? [doorbell rings] EVAN? YOU'RE THE JEALOUS NERD? I MEAN, HOW'S YOUR IGUANA? - I'M NOT HERE ABOUT LIZARDS. I'M HERE TO FIGHT MAX FOR VERONICA'S HEART. - HER HEART? I THOUGHT YOU WERE HER MATH TUTOR. - I AM, BUT I'M ALSO HER BOYFRIEND. WELL, AT LEAST ON WEDNESDAYS, I AM. - WEDNESDAYS? - THAT'S WHEN I DO HER HOMEWORK. ON THE OTHER DAYS, SHE HAS DIFFERENT TUTOR BOYFRIENDS. - TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE "TUTOR BOYFRIENDS." - MY STARING ISN'T GETTING YOU TO TALK. WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE EVIL GLARES OF MY CLOWN POSSE? - AH! CREEPY CLOWN! - AH! CREEPY THUNDERMAN! - HEY, I'M NOT CREEPY. I'M QUIRKY. NOW GIVE ME BACK MY RABBIT. - HOW CAN THAT BE YOUR RABBIT IF HE'S IN MY ROOM? - HE'S MINE. IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANOTHER RABBIT IN MY HOUSE THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THIS ONE. GET THE BUNNY! - [softly] OH. - I ALREADY HAVE THE BUNNY. - THANK YOU. - FOR WHAT? - FOR... UNDERSTANDING THAT I MADE A MISTAKE. THAT'S NOT MY BUNNY. SORRY FOR THE MIX-UP. AND FOR THIS. - AH! - HEY, YOU GUYS HERE BECAUSE VERONICA TEXTED YOU? - YUP. WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE WANTS? - WHO CARES? I GET TO TALK TO HER, AND IT'S NOT EVEN MONDAY. TUTOR BUMP. - HEY, DID YOU SAY, UH, YOU WERE MEETING VERONICA? - WHO ARE YOU? - HE'S VERONICA'S NEW WEDNESDAY. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M HER NEW BOYFRIEND. - YEAH, ON WEDNESDAYS. - YOU'RE LOOKING AT HER MONDAY, TUESDAY, AND FRIDAY TUTOR BOYFRIENDS. THURSDAY IS PINKEYE. - HOLD ON. ARE YOU ALL DATING VERONICA AND TUTORING HER? - WE'RE JUST LIKE YOU, BUDDY. - [laughs] NO. VERONICA AND I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL. SHE SAID I PUT... all: THE "STUD" IN "STUDY." - SO--SO SHE'S USING ALL OF US. DOESN'T THAT BOTHER YOU GUYS? [laughter] - WE'RE FRESHMEN. WHO'S USING WHO? - IT'S "WHO'S USING WHOM," TOM. I'M HER ENGLISH TUTOR. - WELCOME TO THE CLUB, WEDNESDAY. - HEY, MAX. - WHY DO I GET THE FEELING YOU JUST TUTORED ME? - IT WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD GET YOU TO BELIEVE HOW HORRIBLE SHE IS. - SO YOU WERE WILLING TO HELP ME EVEN AFTER I BETRAYED YOU. - OF COURSE. YOU'RE MY BROTHER. - THANKS. THAT'S...REALLY NICE. [phone plays Beethoven's 5th] HEY, ISN'T YOUR AUDITION RIGHT NOW? - AW, YOU PUT MY AUDITION IN YOUR PHONE? - ACTUALLY, THIS IS A REMINDER TO WISH VERONICA GOOD LUCK BEATING YOU. WAIT. YOU'RE MISSING YOUR AUDITION TO HELP ME? - YEAH, THIS WAS MORE IMPORTANT. - PHOEBE, ENOUGH WITH BEING NICE. YOU HAVE TO GET IN THERE AND BEAT THE GIRL WHO BROKE MY... ♪ HEAAAART - SNAP OUT OF IT, WEDNESDAY. [applause] - THAT CONCLUDES OUR AUDITIONS, EVERYONE. I'VE DECIDED OUR SOLO SPOT GOES TO-- - WAIT! I'M HERE TO AUDITION. - UH, SORRY, PHOEBE. AUDITIONS ENDED AT 4:00. - BUT THE CLOCK SAYS IT'S 3:58. - WHAT? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? - FINE. YOU'VE GOT TWO MINUTES TO DAZZLE ME, AND THEN I'LL MAKE MY DECISION. [upbeat piano music] - ♪ JUST PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE ♪ ♪ AND MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE THERE IS BEAUTY THAT SURROUNDS YOU ♪ - SHE'S GOOD. TIME FOR HER TO CHOKE. - ♪ LEND A HAND, HELP OUT SOMEONE'S DAY ♪ ♪ BE THE KIND OF FRIEND... - NOT ON WEDNESDAY'S WATCH. - ♪ I'LL BE STANDING RIGHT BESIDE YOU ♪ ♪ AND THIS IS THE KIND OF WORLD I DREAM OF ♪ ♪ THE KIND OF WORLD I DREAM OF ♪ THE KIND OF WORLD I DREAM OF EVERY NIGHT ♪ ♪ AND THIS IS THE KIND OF WORLD I HOPE FOR ♪ - LET'S SEE IF SHE CAN HANDLE EVAN'S "DON'T SAY GOOD-BYE" CHOCOLATE CREME PIE. - ♪ THE KIND OF WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ DA, DA, DA-DA-DA, DA DA DA ♪ ♪ DA, DA DA DA, DA ♪ DA, DA-DA-DA DA DA DA ♪ DA, DA-DA-DA ♪ THIS IS THE KIND OF WORLD I HOPE FOR ♪ ♪ THE KIND OF WORLD I WANT MORE ♪ ♪ THE KIND OF WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT ♪ [applause] - AFTER HEARING ALL THE CANDIDATES SING, I'VE DECIDED TO AWARD THE SOLO SPOT TO... PHOEBE THUNDERMAN! [applause] - YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. THIS IS SO NOT... ♪ COOOOOOOL [choking] - NICE SHOT. - THANKS. AIMED FOR THE HANGY THING. - REALLY, BARB? A TOP HAT? - EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO CLASS UP THIS HOUSE. - ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE AND LET THAT STUFF DARCY SAID ABOUT YOUR HAIR ROLL OFF YOUR BACK. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE. - AW, HANK, YOU'RE SWEET. MAYBE I AM BEING SILLY. - MM. - I KNOW. IT'S AWFUL. I--I TRIED TO USE CHEMICALS TO FIX IT, AND, WELL, THIS HAPPENED. - NO, NO, NO, NO, IT-- IT'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD. UM, I KIND OF LIKE IT. IT'S FRESH. IT'S BRAVE. EVERYONE IS GONNA LOVE IT. - [screams] - WHOA!