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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I Think His Name is Baxter Stockman: Skateboarding Isn't Silent

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I Think His Name is Baxter Stockman: Skateboarding Isn't Silent

[suspenseful music] ♪ [kitten mews] - DON'T GIVE UP, LEO. YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN THIS FIGHT. - AWW! IT'S A LITTLE KITTY. AND ITS NAME IS-- - MITTENS! - GOOD GUESS. WAIT, WHO SAID THAT? - MITTENS? - I THINK THAT'S THE OWNER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHOA, HEY! - MIKEY, WAIT! - WHAT? I'M RETURNING MITTENS TO HER OWNER. - ARE YOU AN IDIOT? WAIT-- LET ME REPHRASE THAT. YOU'RE AN IDIOT! - YOU CAN'T SHOW YOURSELF TO A HUMAN. - WHY NOT? - BECAUSE THEY'LL FREAK THE HECK OUT, THAT'S WHY NOT. - NO, THEY WON'T. I'M NOT SO SCARY. - YOU'RE AN UGLY, GREEN MUTANT ARMED WITH NINJA WEAPONS. - LOOK, THIS GUY'S GONNA SEE THAT I'M JUST A REGULAR, CAT-LOVING DUDE LIKE HIM. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, WE'LL BE BEST BUDS. THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME! - NO! - DON'T! - WAIT! - MITTENS! - HI. HERE'S YOUR-- - [screams] UGLY, GREEN MUTANT FREAK! - BUT I GOT YOUR CAT! - HELP! HE'S GOT MY CAT! - DUDE, CHILL! I'M JUST-- AAH! [cat squealing] [screams] SOMEONE WANT TO HELP ME WITH THIS? - I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS OTHERS-DESTRUCTIVE. - RAPHAEL! STAND UP. - SOMEBODY'S IN TROUBLE. - EVADE THE ARROWS. - NO PROBLEM. - HAJIME! YA ME! AGAIN, EXCEPT THIS TIME, LEONARDO, DONATELLO, AND MICHELANGELO, INSULT RAPHAEL. - WAIT. INSULT HIM? - YES. - AND HE CAN'T FIGHT BACK? - NO. - [laughs] I'M FEELING GOOD ABOUT THIS PLAN. - HAJIME! - [chuckles] YOU MOVE LIKE A BLOATED BUFFALO. [laughs] - I DO NOT! - AND YOU'RE ALWAYS WHINING. "POOR ME. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME." - [laughs] YEAH. - WELL, YOU DON'T UNDERSTA-- GAH! - AND...OH! YOU DON'T KEEP YOUR BACK STRAIGHT WHEN DOING OMOTE KOTE GYAKU. - GAH! - AND YOU'RE UGLY! - OOH! - [laughs] - [growls] - AND GASSY. BULL'S-EYE! - STOP IT! [growls] - OH, YOU TALK SO TOUGH, BUT INSIDE, YOU'RE JUST A SCARED LITTLE BABY. - WHO NEEDS HIS BOTTLE? - AND HIS DIAPER CHANGED? - AH! - WHAT'S THE MATTER, RAPH? GONNA CRY? - AH! I AM--OOH-- NOT GONNA CRY! [rapid footsteps] [wind whistling] [beep] YAAH! UNH! HYAH! WAAH! UNH! WHOO OOH! AAH! [shouting] HEY, DONNIE! THANKS FOR ALL THE NEW SONGS! - WAIT, WHAT NEW SONGS? - [whispers] KEEP IT DOWN, YOU GUYS! - WHAT THE...? IT'S GOT THOUSANDS OF SONGS AND IT KEEPS DOWNLOADING NEW ONES EVERY SECOND! - SO? - SO, I DIDN'T PROGRAM IT TO DO THAT. IT'S RECONFIGURING ITSELF SOMEHOW. [gasps] IT'S THAT CHIP! - WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S AWESOME! - GUYS! WE'RE NINJAS, REMEMBER? WE MOVE SWIFTLY AND-- HERE'S THE IMPORTANT PART-- [whispers] SILENTLY. [screams] WHOA! BEEHIVE! [screams] UNH! UNH! UNH! [crash] [groans] [car alarms blaring]