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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Modern Ninja Pizza

- YO! IF THERE'S ONE THING CASEY JONES HAS, IT'S CRACKERJACK TIMING. - CASEY, RUN! - WHAT, SO YOU GET ALL THE FUN? [heavy metal music] ♪ [grunts] I GOT 'EM! YOU GO! - NO, I GOT 'EM. YOU GO! - CROSS CHECKING. TWO MINUTES. - MY SON, I SENSE THERE IS SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO TELL US. - WHAT? NO. NOT AT ALL. REALLY, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. OKAY, OKAY! YOU GOT ME. I KINDA, UM--I SPRINKLED A LITTLE MUTAGEN ON MY SKIN. all: WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING? WHY? - TO BECOME BETTER. COOLER, YOU KNOW? YOU GUYS TREAT ME LIKE A I'M BIG GOOFBALL ALL THE TIME. SO I FOUND THIS VIAL IN DONNIE'S LAB. THE LABEL SAYS IT'LL MAKE YOU SUPER COOL. - NO, IT SAYS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT SUPER COOLED. AS IN TEMPERATURE! THIS WAS A REJECT BATCH OF RETRO MUTAGEN, MIKEY. IT'S DANGEROUS! - WELL, YOU COULD HAVE MADE IT A LITTLE MORE CLEAR! YOU GOT PIZZA STAINS ALL OVER MY COLLECTION OF MODERN NINJA MAGAZINE. THEY'RE RUINED! - DUDE, THOSE THINGS ARE, LIKE, 20 YEARS OLD. THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY MODERN. - THEY'RE VINTAGE! IT TOOK ME SIX YEARS TO COLLECT 'EM-- SIX YEARS! - CHILLAX, BRO. I'LL CLEAN IT FOR YA. [slurping] MMM. - [grumbles] [thud] - OW! - YOU MESS UP EVERYTHING, MIKEY. - IT'S JUST STUFF, RAPH-- MEAGER POSSESSIONS. WHAT DOES IT MATTER? - WHAT ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS COMIC-BOOK COLLECTION, HUH? YOU ALWAYS STICK UP FOR MIKEY. TRY SEEING MY POINT OF VIEW FOR ONCE. - I GET IT. I JUST THINK, LIKE MASTER SPLINTER SAYS, "MATERIAL POSSESSIONS ARE FLEETING." - ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH! I'M TIRED OF YOU THREE. YOU'RE ALWAYS MESSING UP, AND I GOT TO PAY FOR IT.