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The Most Interesting Kid in the World

kids: GET SET! GO! - HE DONATES HIS ALLOWANCE... TO LESS INTERESTING KIDS. HIS CHORES DO THEMSELVES. HIS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR IS NAMED AFTER HIM. IT IS "THE MOST INTERESTING PINT IN THE WORLD." - I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO BED AT BEDTIME, BUT WHEN I DO, I TUCK MOMMY AND DADDY IN FIRST. THEY'RE ALSO MY FRIENDS. WHO KEEPS YOU AFTER THE BELL RINGS, WHO CALLS ON YOU BECAUSE SHE KNOWS YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER, HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO ANNOY THAT TEACHER BACK? DUH, YOU HAVE. WELL, HERE ARE THE FIVE BEST WAYS TO DO IT. [electronic dance music] NUMBER ONE: HELP THE TEACHER AND YOU HELP YOURSELF. - OH, HEY, MISS STEFFEN. I GOT HERE EXTRA EARLY SO I COULD CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM FOR YOU. - MY LESSON PLAN... IT'S ALL GONE, AND CLASS STARTS IN 15 MINUTES. - I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO WATCH A DVD TODAY INSTEAD, HUH? - NUMBER TWO: REMEMBER THAT EXTRA CREDIT WORK FOR YOU IS ALSO EXTRA GRADING WORK FOR THEM. - SO GLAD I CAUGHT YOU BEFORE YOU WENT ON THAT HAWAII VACATION. HERE'S MY BONUS ASSIGNMENT, JUST IN TIME TOO. THINK YOU CAN COUNT THAT AS A LITTLE CARRY ON? - AH... HUH. WELL, AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO READ THIS ENCYCLOPEDIA ON THE BEACH, WHY DON'T I JUST GIVE YOU THE POINTS AND WE CALL IT A DAY? OKAY? OKAY. OKAY. BYE. - I'VE BEEN USING THIS STACK OF PRINTER PAPER FOR SIX ESSAYS NOW. - NUMBER THREE: REMEMBER THAT YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HITS THE SNOOZE BUTTON EVERY DAY. - MISS STEFFEN, DID YOU KNOW THAT I CAN USE SCHOOL EXTRA-CURRICULAR TO SERVE DETENTION TIME. - OH, THAT'S NEAT. WHAT'D YOU PICK? - YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FOUNDER OF THE ASTRONOMY CLUB. THREE WEEKS OF WAKING UP AT 4:00 A.M. TO LOOK AT THE STARS AND SERVE THOSE HOURS. - AH, WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. - OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT, BECAUSE YOU'RE THE CLUB SPONSOR. SEE YOU AT 4:00 A.M., TELESCOPE BUDDY. - 4:00 A.M.? - YEAH. - EVERY DAY. - MM-HM. - YOU KNOW WHAT? DETENTION-SPETENTION. YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE'S TOO IMPORTANT TO MESS WITH. - I GUESS THAT'S WHY I KEEP FALLING ASLEEP IN YOUR CLASS, TOO. [chuckles] OH, YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT I DIGGITY DID TO GET MYSELF IN DETENTION. IT WAS SOMETHING SO CRAY-CRAY, THAT IS WAS CRAY-CRAY-CRAY. - IT WAS SO CRAY. - THAT'S DETENTION DYLAN. DON'T MIND HIM. HE KIND OF LIVES HERE. NOW, IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT I'M INNOCENT, BUT THE ACCUSATIONS BROUGHT UP AGAINST ME ARE THAT I USED ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS. PADOW. SWAGGIE CUSHION. [fart] THAT'S THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK, SWAG. - WHY ARE YOU GUYS FILMING? - KNOCK IT OFF, DYLAN. NOW IT'S TIME TO PASS SOME TIME WITH DOODLING, BY SWAG MASTER J. - ♪ I'M ROLLING OUT, ROLLING OUT ♪ ♪ TO DO IT BIG, DO IT BIG, LIVIN' LIFE ♪ ♪ THEY WISH THEY DID - PADOW. THAT'S A THREE-DIMENSIONAL CUBE. NO ONE'S EVER THOUGHT TO WORK IN THREE DIMENSIONS BEFORE I CAME ALONG. DEPTH PERCEPTION SWAG. NOW, THIS IS MY PERMANENT RECORD. TARDIES? CHECK. DISRUPTIONS IN CLASS? CHECK. ADDING PREPOSITIONS IN THE MIDDLE OF WORDS WHEN IT WASN'T NECESS-TO-THE-CESSARY, CHECK. MY PRINCIPAL SAID I GOT TO GET MY MOM TO SIGN THESE, BUT I GOT A BETTER IDEA. PADOW. NOW IT'S A PLATINUM PERMANENT RECORD. - OR--OR BETTER YET, YOU SHOULD CALL IT A PLATINUM PERMANENT RECORD. - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I JUST SAID. KNOCK IT OFF. CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STUCK WITH THIS DYLAN KID FOR ANOTHER...59 MINUTES! LUCKY FOR ME, I KNOW WHERE MY TEACHER KEEPS ALL MY "CONFISCIZCATED" ITEMS. OOH, LOOK WHAT I FOUND. MY TRUSTY, OLD DUPLICATING RAY. OH, DYLAN? - WHAT? - DUPLICATING RAY, ON. - HEY, CHANGE ME BACK. - NOT TODAY, DYLAN. WELL, NOW THAT I GOT MY CLONE TO STAND IN FOR ME, IT'S TIME TO LEAVE DETENTION EARLY. - JEFFREY, DID YOU USE YOUR CLONING RAY AGAIN? - NO, MOTHER. - YES, YOU DID. I CAN TELL IN YOUR VOICE YOU'RE LYING. YOU'RE GROUNDED. - OH, MAN. CAN'T BEAT THE SYSTEM, Y'ALL. UNTIL NEXT TIME, THIS IS SWAG MASTER J, REMINDING YOU TO TAKE THE ROAD LESS SWAGGERED BY. - WELCOME BACK, CLASS. TODAY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A MAGICAL SYMBOL. DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? - HOW I BYPASS CUSTOMER SERVICE WITH AIRLINES. - THE LAST BUTTON ON MY HOME PHONE. - A NUMBER SIGN. - TIC-TAC-TOE BOARD. - ENOUGH! SERIOUSLY, NOBODY WAS EVEN CLOSE. THIS IS A HASHTAG. - I ALMOST SAID THAT. - SURE YOU DID. - I STILL DON'T GET IT. - OH, I READ THIS ON THAT TWEETER THING ON THE LINE. - IT'S CALLED TWITTER, AND YES, THE HASHTAG IS A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF TEEN LANGUAGE. IT CAN BE USED TO EXPLAIN A FEELING, A SITUATION, OR A RELATIONSHIP. LIKE RIGHT NOW, IF I WERE TO TWEET ABOUT TEACHING THIS CLASS, I WOULD SAY, "TEACHING TEXTING TO CLUELESS 'RENTS, #EPICFAIL, #AWKWARD." - MM-HMM. WELL, I MEAN, I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. - CAN I JUST SEE WHAT SHE'S-- - SHH! - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT ME TO SAY IT LIKE THAT? I GOT YOU. THINK I KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. PRINCESS FAIRY CAKES DOESN'T REALLY LIKE THE WAY SHE LOOKS. - WELL, SHE'S BEEN EATING ALL MY MAKEUP LATELY. I MEAN, IS SHE TRYING TO WEAR IT OR SOMETHING? [record scratch effect] - EWW. - UH, HOW IS WEARING THE MAKEUP MORE GROSS THAN EATING IT? - HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR FACE? IT LOOKS LIKE A TWO-YEAR-OLD'S COLORING BOOK. - UHH! - JEEZ, MAYBE EATING THE MAKEUP WILL MAKE YOU A LITTLE PRETTIER ON THE INSIDE. - LOOK, I'VE HAD PRINCESS FAIRY CAKE FOR YEARS, AND SHE'S NEVER ACTED OUT LIKE THIS. - WELL, YOU NEVER LOOKED LIKE YOU GOT JUMPED BY A GANG OF ANGRY RAINBOWS BEFORE. PRINCESS FAIRY CAKES, NOT IN MY OFFICE! - WHAT? - OKAY, I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE WAY YOU LOOK. LIA, COME ON, TELL HER. - NO, NO. IT'S OKAY, WE DON'T NEED LIA'S HELP. I CAN HEAR YOU WITH MY GIANT EARS. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - YOU THINK MY EARS ARE GINORMOUS. THAT'S WHY YOU PUT THIS BOW IN MY HAIR. - NO, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY. - YOU'RE SO OBSESSED WITH BEING PRETTY THESE DAYS. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JUST ROLLING OUT OF BED, NOT CARING WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS? HMM? - OKAY, LOOK... LET'S JUST GET ONE THING STRAIGHT. I LOVE YOU, BUT I DO NOT WEAR MAKEUP BECAUSE I THINK I'M UGLY. PLEASE, OKAY? I JUST DO IT TO EXPRESS MYSELF, AND IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE BOW, YOU COULD HAVE JUST TAKEN IT OFF. - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. LIKE, I COULD HAVE JUST TOTALLY TAKEN IT OFF, WITH MY OPPOSABLE THUMBS THAT I TOTALLY HAVE. - OHH. BABY, MOMMY LOVES YOU. YOU'RE PERFECT. - I DIDN'T MEAN IT WHEN I SAID THAT YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY A BOX OF CRAYOLAS. - YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. - I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT I SAID THAT. - [scoffs] - [sighs] I THINK BECKY MADE A GREAT POINT TODAY. SHE LIKES TO WEAR MAKE-UP TO EXPRESS HERSELF. SO, PRINCESS FAIRY CAKES, HOW CAN WE HELP YOU EXPRESS YOURSELF? - YES, ANYTHING YOU WANT, REALLY. - WELL, FIRST OF ALL, PRINCESS FAIRY CAKES IS MY SLAVE NAME. CALL ME "DANGER BUNNY." - UH, OKAY, DANGER... BUNNY? - AND I WANT A NOSE PIERCING. - UH, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SO HARD CORE, PRINCESS... I MEAN, UH, DANGER BUNNY. - AND I WANT A TATTOO... OF A CARROT... ON FIRE. - LET'S KEEP THIS DIALOGUE OPEN FOR NEXT WEEK. - NOBODY GETS ME. IT'S GONNA GET STUCK. - [laughter] [musical intro plays] ♪ - ♪ PULL UP - ♪ STANK - ♪ HEAD SHOT - ♪ STANK - ♪ SIT DOWN - ♪ STANK - ♪ STAND UP - ♪ STANK - ♪ PASS OUT - ♪ STANK - ♪ WAKE UP - ♪ STANK - ♪ THIS IS - ♪ STANK - ♪ MY FACE - ♪ STANK - ♪ BEFORE I GREW UP FRESHMAN YEAR ♪ ♪ TRYIN' TO BE COOL IN HIGH SCHOOL ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY DID THEIR THANG, SLANG, BLANG ♪ ♪ TRYIN' TO MAKE THEIR OWN RULES ♪ - ♪ SOME PEOPLE LIKE THE WAY IT FEELS ♪ ♪ SOME PEOPLE BE REBEL ♪ AND SOME PEOPLE WANNA FIT IN WITH THE POPULAR ♪ ♪ THAT WASN'T OUR PROBLEM ♪ - ♪ WE WAS IN THE CLASSROOM, FULL MOON ♪ ♪ HOPING TO MAKE THOSE GUYS SWOON ♪ ♪ WHISPERS WEIRD LOOKS ♪ ♪ THEY SAY WE ONLY GOT ONE MOOD ♪ - ♪ NOT CARIN' 'BOUT YOUR STARIN' ♪ ♪ AND/OR WHAT YOU SAY TO ME ♪ ♪ WE KNOW SOMETHIN' THAT YOU DON'T ♪ ♪ YOU CAN WATCH US AND YOU'LL SEE ♪ ♪ SIT YOURSELF DOWN ♪ DON'T ATTEMPT, JUST WATCH ♪ ♪ LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO TURN IT UP A NOTCH ♪ ♪ FIRST YOU TAKE THE CORNERS OF YOUR MOUTH ♪ ♪ DOWN LIKE YOU'RE FROWNIN' ♪ ♪ TURN THE CORNERS OF YOUR MOUTH DOWN ♪ ♪ LIKE YOU'RE FROWNIN' ♪ ♪ THEN YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE AND FLARE ♪ ♪ TOP IT ALL UP WITH A STARE ♪ LET'S REVIEW WHAT WE JUST TAUGHT ♪ ♪ YOU TAKE THE CORNERS OF YOUR MOUTH DOWN ♪ ♪ LIKE YOU'RE FROWNIN' ♪ ♪ TAKE THE CORNERS OF YOUR MOUTH DOWN ♪ ♪ LIKE YOU'RE FROWNIN' ♪ - ♪ PULL UP - ♪ STANK - ♪ HEAD SHOT - ♪ STANK - ♪ FLOWERS - ♪ STANK - ♪ COOKIES - ♪ STANK - ♪ EVERYTHING - ♪ STANK - ♪ OUCH - ♪ STANK - ♪ I THINK - ♪ STANK - ♪ IT'S STUCK ♪ - ♪ STANK - ♪ YEARS - ♪ STANK - ♪ GO BY - ♪ STANK - ♪ BIRTHDAYS - ♪ STANK - ♪ COLLEGE - ♪ STANK - ♪ WEDDINGS - ♪ STANK - ♪ INTERVIEW - ♪ STANK - ♪ I NEED - ♪ STANK - ♪ THIS JOB - ♪ STANK - OKAY, IT'S A JOB INTERVIEW, AND YOU'RE STARTING TO SCARE ME. A TIP FROM YOUR BOSS: PLEASE CHANGE YOUR FACE, OR I'LL HAVE YOU REMOVED FROM THE BUILDING. I KNOW YOU'RE NERVOUS RIGHT NOW, BUT THE WAY YOUR FACE LOOKS, I HAVE CUSTOMERS WISHING THAT THEY WERE NOT HERE WATCHING YOU FROWN WHILE THEY MUNCH ON THEIR BIG BEEF PATTIES. - I THINK THAT WE'RE FEELING A VIBE. I SEE NO LOVE IN YOUR EYES. I FEEL THE JUDGMENT. - JUDGMENT WAS FELT IN YOUR EYES AND YOUR MIND WHEN MY MONEY ARRIVES. - WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, MR. KNIGHT, THIS IS A WORD TO THE WISE. - DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER. DON'T HATE ME OR LOVE HER. - I MAKE A GOOD BURGER. ACCEPT OUR CONDITION, ALL RIGHT? - [laughter] - AH, OKAY, WHAT THE HEY. - ♪ STEP OUT OF THE KITCHEN, DON'T ASK, JUST LISTEN ♪ ♪ LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO TURN IT UP A NOTCH ♪ ♪ FIRST YOU TAKE THE CORNERS OF YOUR MOUTH DOWN ♪ ♪ LIKE YOU'RE FROWNIN' ♪ ♪ FLIP YOUR BURGER, CHECK YOUR FRY ♪ ♪ WHILE IT'S BROWNIN' ♪ ♪ THEN YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE AND FLARE ♪ ♪ TOP IT ALL OFF WITH A STARE ♪ ♪ LET'S REVIEW WHAT WE JUST TAUGHT ♪ ♪ FIRST YOU TAKE THE CORNERS OF YOUR MOUTH DOWN ♪ ♪ LIKE YOU'RE FROWNIN' ♪ ♪ EVERY PERSON ON THE PLANET AND AROUND IT ♪ - ♪ BABIES - ♪ STANK - ♪ POODLES - ♪ STANK - ♪ ADOLESCENTS - ♪ STANK - ♪ BOSSES - ♪ STANK - ♪ GIRL WITH SPATULA - ♪ STANK - ♪ FILM CREW - ♪ STANK - ♪ EVERYONE DO THE STANK - ♪ STANK A.K.A. LOVESDIRT96, AGAIN. I'M HERE IN MY ACTIVITY SHED, AS USUAL. IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR, WHEN THE SWIMMING HOLE IS CROWDED AND THE ANIMALS SHED THEIR FUR. IT'S SUMMER. [electronic music] TODAY, WE'RE GONNA DO A SIZZLIN' SUMMER LOOK FOR ANY TOMBOY ON THE GO. LET'S START WITH MAKEUP IN THESE THREE EASY STEPS. STEP ONE: FIND SOME DIRT. YOU'RE GONNA WANNA FIND ONE THAT CONTRASTS YOUR SKIN TONE. I LIKE TO GO WITH A NICE DRY RIVER RED, BUT FEEL FREE TO EXPERIMENT WITH, YOU KNOW, THE STUFF ON THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE OR MOM'S KITCHEN PLANTER. FIRST THINGS FIRST: GRAB A HANDFUL AND GIVE YOURSELF A NICE DUSTING OVER. NOW, THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A NICE FOUNDATION. STEP TWO IS HIGHLIGHTS. WE'RE GONNA MAKE AN ALL-NATURAL, IRRITANT-FREE ADHESIVE. [hocks and spits] STEP THREE: SIMPLY APPLY. THAT'S NICE. THIS IS GONNA LOOK REALLY NATURAL AND JUST GONNA MAKE YOU LOOK FABULOUS. LOOK AT HER. YOU GOT A ZIT? PUT SOME DIRT ON IT. REALLY JUST-- AND JUST SHAKE IT OFF. LIKE BLUSH. SHAKE IT OFF. AND YOU'RE DONE. NOW, AGAIN, FEEL FREE TO EXPERIMENT TO FIND YOUR OWN SUMMER STYLE. NOW, BEFORE I GO AND CATCH CRAWDADS WITH EMMETT, I'VE GOTTA GO SUMMER SHOPPIN'. SO LET'S BE LIKE A BRAVE LITTLE TURTLE AND HEAD OUT. WELL, MY FAVORITE PLACE TO SHOP FOR A NEW SUMMER OUTFIT IS A LITTLE INDEPENDENT STORE I LIKE TO CALL "BRIAN'S CLOSET." WHEN CHOOSING A SUMMER SHIRT, IT'S IMPORTANT TO PICK A LIGHTWEIGHT, BREATHABLE MATERIAL... [fabric ripping] 'CAUSE THEY'RE THE EASIEST ONES TO TEAR. FINALLY, WE'RE GONNA GET A NEW SUMMER 'DO. NOW, I'VE BEEN DODGING THE BARBER, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS MY MOTHER WITH THE LAWN CLIPPERS, FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW BECAUSE I NEVER KNOW WHAT TREASURES SHE'LL STEAL FROM ME. LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. MY WRENCH. GOTTA WORK ON THE TRUCK SOON. MY PIGGY BANK. SAVIN' UP FOR A FERRET. [clatter] WHAT'S NEXT? SANDWICH! I SAY IT'S GOOD FOR ANOTHER WEEK AT LEAST. THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKIN' FOR, MY HAIRBRUSH. NOW, REMEMBER TO ALWAYS STROKE YOUR HAIR 100 TIMES BEFORE BED. ONE... [brush creaking] [straining] ONE... [clatter] FORGET THAT LAST HAIR TIP. JUST PONYTAIL IT UP AND PUT A HAT ON IT. TA-DA! NOW YOU'RE READY TO HEAD OUT AND DIG DEEP INTO THE GROUND OR CLIMB HIGH INTO THE SKY. THAT'S IT FOR TERRY THE TOMBOY'S STYLE GUIDE. Y'ALL CHECK BACK NEXT TIME, YA HEAR? - GO! [cheers and applause]