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Margaret Squarepants

MOM, DAD, COME ON IN. AND THIS IS THE GUEST ROOM. MOM, DAD, MR. KRABS. OH, HELLO. WHOA. [GLASS BREAKS] WELL, I'LL LET YOU TWO GET SETTLED. IS THIS YOUR SNAIL? [GASPS] GARY. BAD BOY, NO. PUT THAT THING ON A LEASH. SQUIDWARD. WHO PUT THESE FANCY SMELLING SOAPS IN THE RESTROOM? THE SAME PERSON WHO KNITTED THESE NAPKIN HOLDERS AND EMBROIDERED THE MENUS. [GASP] ARG. THAT BOY'S TAKIN' THE MANLINESS OUT OF ME RESTAURANT. WHAT? OH, HE DIDN'T. FLORAL PRINT CURTAINS IN ME OFFICE? THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE LAST STRAW. I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS ANY LONGER. [GRUNTING] [SCREAMS] OH, I... I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW... [SCREAMS] WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? NO, I... [CRASH] - Harvey, what are you doing? - Oh, hey, mom. Do you know if there are any books about giant living fingers made of stone? - Sweetie, do I look like some kind of nerd? - You look like a librarian. - Oh there, let's cool it with the labels, kiddo. Yeah, maybe a librarian would tell you that you probably shouldn't look in this section. This is a pregnancy book. Let me just put this away. Ha! - [crash] - Anyway, maybe you don't need to know what your rock friend is. It's like your dad's cooking. He says its food, but you really have no clue. - Yeah, that's true. I guess I just wanna make sure he's okay down there. - Why don't we dig him up and see for ourselves? - Foo, that's brilliant. - BOTH: Yeah! - High fives! - Up top. - Uh. Uh. - Uh. Uh. - Ha! - Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! - Uh. - Uh. Sway, that is not true. (SwaySway) Dad? Wow, you really are with me in spirit! Actually? We're here with you in reality. Your dad forgot his lucky sock. On second thought, I think you need it more than I do. [sighs] Mom, Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I'm bad at directions! [chuckles] Confession, Sway. So am I. Fortunately, I found a wonderful partner who was great at it. Oh, shucks, my duck. Yo-reka! I can't do this alone. I need a partner! Yip yip--and when you find the right one, give them this. ♪ We gave him both our hats - ♪ Both our hats - ♪ Both our hats ♪ Now it's time to find a partner ♪ ♪ And a best bap - I KNOW IT'S A DAY EARLY, BUT I REALLY WANTED TO GIVE YOU YOUR ANNIVERSARY PRESENT. JUST 3 MORE FEET. - OW! - OH, SORRY. I ALWAYS FORGET HOW BIG YOUR FEET ARE. - [scoffs] - OW. TA-DA! YOU CAN LOOK NOW. - YEAH, BUT THEN I'LL SEE THE RAKE OR THE BOX OF YARN OR THE GUTTERS, AND I'LL HAVE TO PRETEND LIKE I LOVE IT. [gasps] I LOVE IT! - THERE IS NO PLEASING YOU. - [laughs] NO, THIS TIME I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. YOU GOT ME A NEW BED! - WOW, I FINALLY DID IT? - YOU REALLY DID. - HA! ANNE HARPER, MEET THE SLUMBERTRON, THE MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED SLEEP SURFACE ON THE PLANET. IT DOES EVERYTHING. IT, UH, ADJUSTS... - [gasps] - HEATS... - OOH. - COOLS... - AHH. - MASSAGES. - [laughs] I LOVE YOU. - IT ALSO MAKES SOOTHING SOUNDS AND HAS A HUMIDIFIER. - HON, THANK YOU SO MUCH. - YEAH, YEAH, I'M AWESOME. WHAT'D YOU GET ME? >> I'M GLUTEN INTOLERANT. >> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE GLUTEN INTOLERANT? >> MY FRIEND MARLA CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN. AND NEITHER CAN THE GIRLS I EAT LUNCH WITH AT SCHOOL, AND THERE'S LOTS OF REALLY COOL CELEBRITIES WHO SAY GLUTEN IS BAD. AND CELEBRITIES KNOW EVERYTHING. >> WELL, YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHY YOU THINK YOU CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN. >> WHAT IS THIS? >> OH, THIS IS THE LAST PIECE OF WEDDING CAKE FROM WHEN YOUR DAD AND I GOT MARRIED. >> GLUTEN. - HERE COMES THE DEAN. - READY, DEAREST ONES? both: READY. - MMM, BEST ICE CREAM EVER. - IT'S SO GOOD. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WE THOUGHT WE'D STICK AROUND AND CELEBRATE, THUNDERMAN STYLE! [all cheer] - ISN'T THIS HOW A PRIMRIDGE GIRL EATS? - HEY, GUYS. HELP ME MAKE A SUNDAE INSIDE MY MOUTH! both: OKAY! - HERE COMES MR. CHOCOLATE SAUCE! - AND DON'T FORGET THE SPRINKLES. - OH. - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. STOP IT. YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT PRIMRIDGE MATERIAL. PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHECK AND GET OUT. all: YEAH! - THANKS, MOM! - WHOO! - AH, THEY'RE GROWING UP. - MAYBE WE SHOULD FOLLOW THEM. - HEY! YOU'RE TAKING ME ON THE TUNNEL OF LOVE. - [sighs]