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Krabby Patty Moments
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SpongeBob SquarePants: Krabby Patty Moments

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Krabby Patty Training

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Krabby Patty Moments

Krabby Patty Training

it's time for the moment you've been waiting for. ( humming dramatic music ) ( imitates cymbals ) ( resumes imitating orchestra ) ( pauses, pants ) ( resumes imitating orchestra ) ( holds final triumphant note ) Preparing the Krabby Patty! At the center of every great dynasty is the crown jewel, which keeps it alive and thriving. For The Krusty Krab, this is the Krabby Patty. ( slurping ) And now you, the humble employee off the street, the all-too-necessary human resource that keeps this business afloat, will learn the sacred and dark secrets of how to prepare, with your very own hands... ( gasps ) The sumptuous, lip-moistening, spine-tingling, heart-stopping pleasure center that is a Krabby Patty. Are you ready? ( squealing ) Are you sure? ( squealing ) Okay, the secret formula... [GUITAR BALLAD INTRO] ♪ OH, BABY ♪ THEY MAY CALL ME A FOOL [♪...] ♪ BUT I CAN'T HELP ♪ OUR GRAVITATIONAL PULL [♪...] ♪ WHEN I STUFF YOU WITH COTTON CANDY ♪ ♪ IT REMINDS ME YOU'RE SO SWEET ♪ ♪ WHEN WE GO RIDING, IT'S DANDY ♪ ♪ THE WAY YOU HANG ON TO THAT SEAT ♪ ♪ BA-AY-AY-BY... ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪ OUR LOVE IS STRONGER THAN GLUE ♪ [BELCH] ♪ WHOA ♪ OH, BABY! ♪ THERE ISN'T ANYTHING ♪ THERE'S NOTHING IN THE WORLD, I WOULDN'T DO ♪ ♪ FOR YOU... HEY. LET GO OF HER, YOU PATTY-EATERS. NO, GET AWAY! ♪ HI-YAH! ♪ HI-YAH! ♪ WHOA... ♪ YAH ♪ HI-YAH ♪ HI-YAH, YAH ♪ WHA, CHA, JA-JA-BAH ♪ ♪ CHA, WAH, WAH, WAH-BA-WAH ♪ ♪ YAH, YAH ♪ HI-YAH-YAH-YAH-YAH-YAH... ♪ PATTY, YOU OK, SWEETUMS? ♪ I'M SO... SORRY ♪ I'LL NEVER LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT AGAIN ♪ ♪ AND I'LL ALWAYS KEEP YOU ♪ OUT OF HARM'S WAY... ♪ YEAH... McNulty taking an early lead and really going to work on those patties. What a dynamo! The little smelt from three towns over eating at a terrific pace. But what's this? Patrick Star isn't moving. He seems stuck at the gate. - What are you doing, Patrick? Don't make me charge you for those patties too! - McNulty's pressing forward. Looks like this is going to be a blowout. - Patrick, I believe in you, Patrick. - But wait! Patrick Star is on the move, and patties are starting to disappear. Look at that little sea star eat! He's inching closer to McNulty, and it looks like McNulty can feel the heat. Never has there been a more prodigious display of competitive eating. The amount of patties being consumed is astounding. [all whimpering] And now, yes, yes, Patrick Star has matched Oswald McNulty, and they are tied as they come into the homestretch. Both eaters are now so full, they can barely eat, but eat they do. Moving so slowly now, one can't help but wonder if they are going to hit the patty wall at some point, and--and... both eaters have stopped! With only seconds left, we are tied in patties eaten, and neither one seems to have the room to go on. Oh! What's this? And down goes McNulty! Down goes McNulty! It looks like we could have a tie. - It's over, SpongeBob. I can't go on. - The taste, Patrick. Remember the taste. - The... taste. - What's this? Patrick Star has risen from his seat and is pointing to center field. No, wait. He's pointing to "widdle" boy with a hurt foot. Ladies and gentlemen, he's pointing to his mouth as if to indicate something. - Here you go, champ. You can have mine. [taste buds cheering] - And he's eating. He's eating! The Great Starbino is eating! Patrick Star wins! The belt is back in Bikini Bottom! The belt is back in Bikini Bottom! ( gasps ) Holy shrimp! I don't know where to start. All that matters is that it's just you... and me... and nobody... SPONGEBOB: Squidward? Is that you? SpongeBob? Uh, uh, uh... what are you doing here? I always come to work at 3:00 a.m. This is when I count the sesame seeds. What are you doing here? Uh... I forgot my... And why is the patty vault open? And why are you holding a patty behind your back? I... I... I... no, I didn't do... And why are you acting so nervous? And why are you sweating so much? And why do you look so hungry? No, wait... it's not what you think. Th-this is a big misunderstanding. You've got to believe me, I... Listen, I am telling you... You better listen to me, SpongeBob. You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward? Yes! Yes! I admit it, SpongeBob! I love Krabby Patties! I knew it all along, Squidward. No one can resist a Krabby Patty. ( chomping and gulping... ) Squidward! How many are you eating? Squidward! ( laughing wildly ) ( munching ) Squidward, you can't eat all those patties at one time! Squidward! What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up? No, worse-- it'll go right to your thighs... My thighs? ...and then you'll blow up. ( explosion )