KCA 2013: Host Rewind!
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Kids' Choice Awards

Big Time Rush & Kevin James Opening Skit

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Kids' Choice Awards

KCA 2013: Host Rewind!

Big Time Rush & Kevin James Opening Skit

- HEY, KORRA. - TAHNO? LISTEN, I KNOW WE'RE NOT EXACTLY BEST FRIENDS, BUT I'M SORRY AMON TOOK YOUR BENDING. - I'VE BEEN TO THE BEST HEALERS IN THE CITY. WHATEVER AMON DID TO ME, IT'S PERMANENT. YOU GOTTA GET HIM FOR ME. - MR. SATO, IF YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT WHAT YOU SAW DURING AMON'S ATTACK, BE SURE TO LET US KNOW. - I'M HAPPY TO HELP ANY WAY I CAN. - I WANT THESE EQUALISTS TO PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE. - WE'RE READY FOR YOU NOW. - [radio DJ] YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE MUSIC HOUR. - YES! WHOO! - [radio DJ] BROUGHT TO YOU BY CABBAGE CORP. REPUBLIC CITY'S TRUSTED NAME IN TECHNOLOGY FOR OVER FIFTY YEARS. - MAN, I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT TONIGHT! I DON'T CARE IF WE ARE THE UNDERDOGS, WE CAN TAKE THOSE POMPOUS WOLF-BATS. - IT'S GOING TO BE OUR TOUGHEST MATCH EVER, BUT I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. - INTRODUCING YOUR NEW CHAMPS, THE FANTASTIC FIRE FERRETS! - [on radio] GOOD MORNING, CITIZENS OF REPUBLIC CITY. THIS IS AMON. I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED LAST NIGHT'S PRO BENDING MATCH, BECAUSE IT WILL BE THE LAST. IT'S TIME FOR THIS CITY TO STOP WORSHIPPING BENDING ATHLETES AS IF THEY WERE HEROES. I AM CALLING ON THE COUNCIL TO SHUT DOWN THE BENDING ARENA AND CANCEL THE FINALS OR ELSE... THERE WILL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES. [radio static] - THAT GUY'S GOT SOME NERVE! - YOU THINK THE COUNCIL WILL GIVE IN? - I'M NOT WAITING TO FIND OUT. WE NEED TO GET TO CITY HALL. - KORRA, YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE. THIS IS A CLOSED MEETING. - AS THE AVATAR, AND A PRO BENDING PLAYER, I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HEARD. YOU CAN'T CANCEL THE FINALS. - I KNOW WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP MEANS A LOT TO YOU, BUT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, WE NEED TO SHUT THE ARENA DOWN. - WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF YOU? TARRLOK, THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE BACKING DOWN FROM AMON, RIGHT? - ACTUALLY, TENZIN AND I AGREE, FOR ONCE. - THE COUNCIL IS UNANIMOUS-- WE'RE CLOSING THE ARENA. FIRST UP A MAN WHO BELIEVES THE ART OF THE FART IS IN ITS MUSICALITY· LET'S GO TO LAST YEAR'S HOST, KEVIN JAMES. KEVIN JAMES EVERYONE. >> TO PLAY WITHOUT PASSION IS INEXCUSABLE. IN OTHER WORDS ARM FARTING IS NOT JUST ABOUT TECHNIQUE. NO. YOU MUST ACCESS YOUR INNER SOUL. NOW I GIVE YOU A PIECE THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN MY NEW MOVIE "ZOO KEEPER." (FARTING NOISES ) [LAUGHING] ♪ (FARTING NOISES ) [LAUGHING] ♪ (FARTING NOISING ) [LAUGHING] (FARTING NOISES ) [LAUGHING] ♪ (FARTING NOISING ) [LAUGHING] (FARTING NOISES )BBOó 5Ñ çñARWIOG/NóIóEó / [LAUGHING]pQpQpQpQpQpQpQúQúQúQúQúQúQúQúQ ♪ (FARTING OOISIOw!m $D@FJJj&h&h& [LAUGHING] (FARTING NOISES ) [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> THANK YOU AND WELCOME TO THE 2011 KIDS' CHOICE AWARDS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> THIS IS REAL AND THIS IS HAPPEN RIGHT NOW. GUYS, THIS IS YOUR NIGHT! YOU VOTED ONLINE, AND TONIGHT THEY'RE ALL HERE: YOUR PICKS, YOUR STARS AND YOUR FAVORITES! YOU SPECIAL ORDERED THIS VERY SHOW· (CARTOONISH ITALIAN ACCCENT) JUST LIKE A-ORDERING A PIZZA-PIE! NOW, NOT ONLY DID YOU GUYS VOTE FOR AN AWESOME SHOW YOU GUYS VOTED LIKE WORLD-RECORD MANIACS! WE GOT TBD 200 MILLION MILLION VOTES -- YOU CRUSHED THE OLD RECORD! SO LET'S BREAK THE RECORD FOR GREATEST KCAS OF ALL TIME! (CHEERS) >> WHOSE WITH ME? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> YES! THERE WILL BE SURPRISES. WE'RE GONNA FEEL SOME TEMPERATURE RISES! AND I'M GONNA BRING THE SLIMESES! OH YEAH! (PULL OUT HOSE) [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> GOT YOU. I CONFETTID YOU. TONIGHT YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.