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The Princess and the Po: Fire Poppers!

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The Princess and the Po: Fire Poppers!

- [honking] - AHH! WHAT HAPPENED? - [yawning] I NEED TO CLEAR MY SINUSES. [clearing throat] - [sighs] CAN YOU CLEAR 'EM A LITTLE QUIETER? - [yawns] [grunting] [blowing nose] [continues blowing nose] - OOH! - UGH. - [grunts] - [groans] - PEACE. - [honking] - PEACE. - [honking] - PEACE. - [honking] - PEACE! - WHOA. SOMEONE WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE... WHATEVER IT IS THAT RHINOS SLEEP ON. - UGH! WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING? ABOUT THE CHARRED, BURNED INSIDES OF MY HURT? SEARING THE SEARED RUBBLE OF MY SOUL! - YOU TALK PRETTY. LOOK, MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU. AH! - EVERYTHING THAT I ONCE LOVED WAS RIPPED AWAY FROM ME BY AN EVIL FIEND! MY JOB, MY HOME, MY FAMILY WERE ALL SCATTERED TO THE WIND LIKE DUST AND DIRT, AND THE WIND IS SCATTERED. [sniffs] - WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING? - THE DESPICABLE SNAKE WHO STOLE MY SOUL LIKE AN ECLIPSED MOON OF PAIN? THE EVIL MONSTER THAT MADE MY LIFE A LIVING SPANKING, WHO I HATE WITH ALL MY BEING IS... THE DRAGON WARRIOR. I'VE HEARD OF THIS. THE MYSTICAL MIRROR OF YIN AND YANG. COOL! - THAT, YOU CAN HANDLE. - REALLY? - BECAUSE IT'S A REPLICA. THE REAL ONE IS SAFELY LOCKED AWAY IN THAT CABINET. - OOH! - DON'T TOUCH IT. [handle creaking] DUST. THE SOONER YOU FINISH, THE SOONER YOU CAN SEARCH FOR CROCS. IN THE KITCHEN. - [humming] NO! NO! DON'T TOUCH IT! OOH! [mysterious sound] WAH! - HE MUST HAVE DISOBEYED YOU AND WATCHED US SPAR. SHIFU, FIX HIM. - GOLDEN LOTUS CLAP! [ringing tone] - WHOA. I CAN SEE! I CAN SEE...ANGRY, ANGRY FACES POINTED AT ME. - SHIFU, SHAOLIN IS BUILT ON DISCIPLINE, HONOR, AND TRADITION. HERE I SEE NONE OF THAT. - IT'S NOT SHIFU'S FAULT. SEE, I WAS WATCHING YOU GUYS SPARRING AND-- - IF YOU DISOBEYED SHIFU, IT IS HIS FAULT. IT MEANS HE IS UNABLE TO MAINTAIN DISCIPLINE. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? - I... NOTHING. - I AM SORRY. AS HIERARCH OF THE SACRED ONYX COUNCIL, I HEREBY DECLARE TWISTED, AND VILLAINOUS, DO YOU? - OH, SO YOU HEARD ABOUT FENGHUANG? - WHAT DO YOU KNOW? - WELL, THEY SAY FENGHUANG HAD VERY SPECIAL SKILLS THAT OOGWAY RECOGNIZED AND REFINED. AS HE TRAINED HER, SHE JUST GOT STRONGER... UNTIL SHE WAS THE MOST POWERFUL OF THE FIVE. AND THAT'S WHEN SHE STARTED TO CHANGE. SHE CHALLENGED OOGWAY TO FIGHT, DECLARING THAT SHE WOULD BE THE MASTER OF THE JADE PALACE. BUT OOGWAY HAD BEEN EXPECTING THIS. HE HAD BUILT AN INESCAPABLE OWL-SHAPED CAGE. - AN OWL-SHAPED CAGE? - BUT, HE WOULD HAVE TO DEFEAT HER TO GET HER INTO IT. [explosions] SHE COULD NOT DEFEAT OOGWAY... BUT SHE COULD RUN. THERE'S A RUMOR SHE'S BEEN UP IN THE NORTHERN MOUNTAINS, TOO AFRAID OF OOGWAY TO RETURN. - AND NOW EVERYONE THINKS THAT I'M GOING TO GO BAD FASTER. QUIT BOUNCING. CARRY ME HIGHER. SLOW DOWN. - [sighs] - WELL, PO, AT LEAST SHE LIKES YOUR PRESENT. - WHOA! - WHAT? - [laughs] - LOOK OUT! SHE'S GOT FIRE POPPERS. - AND THE BEST PART IS, THAT'LL NEVER, EVER GET ANNOYING. - [laughs] - HEY, THERE, YOUR HIGH, UH, PRINCESSNESS. COULD YOU KIND OF, YOU KNOW, QUIT CHUCKING THOSE THINGS AT MY FRIENDS? APPRECIATE IT. SO ANYWAY... [clears throat] LOOK WHAT I FOUND. MAH-JONGG, THE MOST AWESOME TILE-BASED GAME EVER. WEIQI? LIUBO? SI GUO QI? COME ON! IF YOU DON'T LIKE GAMES, WHAT DO YOU LIKE? [fire poppers cracking and Po yelling] - YOU AND THE PRINCESS BUDDIES YET? - [gasps] I GOT AN IDEA. - AH! - ALL RIGHT. PULL ON "THREE." READY? - READY. - THREE. - I--OOH!--DON'T--EE!--THINK-- AH!--IT'S WORKING. YOU DON'T JUST YELL "THREE" WHEN YOU SAY "ON THREE." YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO COUNT TO THREE. - NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. RUN! OW! NO, NO, THIS WAY. - WHY WOULD WE RUN THAT WAY? YOU ALWAYS BREAK TOWARD COVER. - OF COURSE, PROPER FLEEING ETIQUETTE. I MUST HAVE MISSED THAT DAY. WHOA! OOF. DO YOU SEE THEM? - IT'S HARD TO TELL. - THEY'RE CROCODILES. IT'S LIKE AN ALLIGATOR WITH A DIFFERENT SNOUT. - I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.