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Animals? Show Me The Money!

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- WHY ARE WE AT THE ART MUSEUM? - WELL, YOU LOVE ART. MAYBE YOU'LL FIND A HAPPY MEMORY IN HERE. - GREAT, I GET TO SEE ALL THE ART OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE SUCCEEDED WHERE I'VE FAILED. MY ART WILL NEVER BE SHOWN IN THIS BI--OOF! WHAT THE-- THIS--THIS--THIS IS MY SCULPTURE. HOW DID IT GET HERE? - OOH, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME. ART LOVERS, THIS IS SQUIDWARD TENTACLES, CREATOR OF THIS PIECE. all: OOH! - WOW, YOUR WORK IN A MUSEUM, SQUIDWARD. - GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I THINK THIS MIGHT BE IT. - YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORY? - YEAH. - AND NOW THE PERFORMANCE ARTIST FIASCO WILL SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT THIS PIECE. - GOSH, FIASCO HIMSELF IS TALKING ABOUT MY ART. - AHEM, SQUID...WARD, GO TOWARD...THE LIGHT... OF MY FLAMETHROWER! all: OOH! - AND NOW, HE'S MELTED IT. NOT A HAPPIEST MEMORY. FROM THE REEFAISSANCE ERA. - BOOOORING. - BORING? - UH, I--NO. I SAID, "FLOOOOOORING." THE FLOORING COMPLEMENTS THE ARTWORK HERE EXQUISITELY. - YES, WELL, I SUPPOSE IT DOES. - BAH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH! - SPONGEBOB, GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW! - WOW! [whump!] [squeak] [pop!] - DON'T WORRY, GUYS. I'M OKAY. REALLY, I'M OOOOOKAY. [splat] THERE. GOOD AS NE-- OH, OH! [horn honks] [whistling] ALL FIXED, GUYS. - SECURITY! - PLEASE BE GENTLE. HUH, THAT'S WEIRD. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET TOSSED OUT ON MY-- AAAAAAGH! WOW. - I ENVY YOU. - YOU DO? - YEAH. BECAUSE WITH THIS COUPON FOR FREE GARLIC KNOTS, YOU CAN FINALLY BE THE PERSON YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF. - WHOA. - ARE YOU REALLY GONNA LISTEN TO A SLICE OF PIZZA? - THAT WAS MY PLAN, YES. - WELL, I GOT NEWS. THAT COUPON IS FOR SUCKERS! - [gasps] SUCKERS? YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, BEEF BRAIN. - OH, YOU SHUT YOURS, OR I WILL PEEL YOUR PEPPERONIS. - [gasps] YOU CAN'T DO THAT. - I JUST DID. - WELL, THEN GET OFF MY TURF. - FINE! FROM NOW ON, EVERYTHING FROM TUBE SOCK HEAVEN TO BOBBY'S HOBBIES IS MINE. - WHICH MEANS I GET EVERYTHING FROM JELLY BEAN JUNCTION TO YE OLDE TASER SHOPPE. - WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD COURT? WHO GETS THAT? - WELL, THAT BE NO-MAN'S-LAND. LET ALL WHO STEP BEFORE IT ABANDON HOPE. - ARR. - DUDE, THE PIRATE THING'S MINE. IS JUST AS FUN AS THE REAL VERSION OF FURIOUS PIGEONS. - YEAH. THIS IS AWFUL. THIS IS NOT LIKE FURIOUS PIGEONS. - SO, MINA, I PLAY GUITAR. - REALLY? I LOVE GUITAR. - MY BAND AND I ARE HAVING A SHOW TOMORROW. YOU SHOULD COME. - YOU REALIZE IF WE GET ZANDER TO LOOK IN A MIRROR, WE'LL BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO WINNING THAT BET, AND WE CAN WATCH HIM CLEAN THAT ROOM WHILE WE PLAY FURIOUS PIGEONS. - ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE TAKE DOWN OUR DEAR BUT VAIN FRIEND? - I LOVE BEING JOINED AT THE BRAIN. - LET'S DO THIS. - I'D LOVE TO COME CHECK OUT YOUR BAND. - HEY. - NO? - YOU DON'T WANT ME TO COME SEE YOUR BAND? - NO. I MEAN, YES. I REALLY WANT YOU TO COME SEE MY BAND. - AWESOME. SO WHAT'S IT CALLED? - IT'S CALLED, UH... IT'S CALLED, UH... OH, IT'S-- IT'S CALLED-- OH, IT'S CALLED-- WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE GUNK ON MY FACE? NINA?
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