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SpongeBob SquarePants

Two Faces of Squidward

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SpongeBob SquarePants

A Wave of Faves

Two Faces of Squidward

♪ SQUIDWARD HAD A KRABBY PATTY WHOSE BUNS WERE WHITE AS SNOW ♪ [SPONGEBOB LAUGHS] [SIGHS] WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB WHERE IT'S ALMOST AS IF THE EVOLUTIONARY CLOCK TICKS BACKWARD. ♪ ...SQUIDWARD HAD A KRABBY PATTY... ♪ EXCUSE ME FOR JUST A SECOND. ♪ ...AS SNOW [LAUGHING] DO YOU MIND, I'M TRYING TO WORK AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT. YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY IT SOME TIME! I SURE WOULD, SQUIDWARD, THAT SOUNDS- HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. SPONGEBOB, YOU ALREADY DO WORK AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT. OH, YEAH. YAY! YAY! REMIND ME TO FIRE MY THERAPIST. AND STOP BRINGING YOUR NEIGHBORS TO WORK. Patrick: WE'RE NOT JUST NEIGHBORS. SpongeBob: YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. Patrick: WE'RE NOT JUST- Squidward: I DON'T CARE! [LAUGHS HALTINGLY] $4.19, PLEASE. ♪ KRABBY PATTY, KRABBY PATTY, KRABBY PATTY... ♪ [GRUNTS] ALL RIGHT! I AM GONNA- WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO, BUT- ♪ SHE'LL BE COMING AROUND THE KRABBY PATTY WHEN SHE COMES ♪ [SQUIDWARD SCREAMS] SPONGEBOB, YOU NINCOMPOOP, YOU BROKE MY FACE. DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME. I NEED A DOCTOR. [PHONE RINGS] Woman: DOCTOR'S OFFICE. Woman: YOU HAVE A VISITOR IN THE MAIN LOBBY. Woman: DR. KRAVITZ... [GASPS] SpongeBob: OH, DOCTOR, IS HE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? FOR THE LOVE OF NEPTUNE, TELL ME. WELL, SON- NO, DON'T TELL ME! I CAN'T TAKE IT. [CRIES AND WAILS] WE SHOULD KNOW- NO, NO, PLEASE, JUST, JUST DON'T. WE WON'T KNOW FOR TWO WEEKS, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT. TWO WEEKS, I'LL NEVER MAKE IT.
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