Wake up, guys. Look. CHIPMUNKS: Wow. ALVIN: Ah, it's beautiful. But I can see this on my computer screen. So should we head down? Just a minute, guys. What's that for? ♪ Open up your eyes ♪ Ah ♪ To the trees and the clouds To the real life ♪ ♪ Where the air is light ♪ Ah ♪ And the breeze kissed Your cheeks in the moonlight ♪ ♪ Got to get away Got to get away ♪ ♪ In my dreams I see A better place ♪ ♪ Got to get away Got to get away ♪ ♪ Even for a day ♪ Pack your cares away For another day ♪ ♪ All we gotta do is nothin' We're vacationing ♪ ♪ Perfect summer night Stars light up the sky ♪ ♪ All we gotta do is nothin' We're vacationing ♪ ♪ Oh-oh, na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ Oh-oh, na-na-na-na-na ♪ Oh-oh, na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ Oh-oh, na-na-na-na-na Check out my new titanium skewer, huh? Roast two s'mores at once. Eh, oh... All right, fellas, before we get back on the old dusty trail, who wants to hear a ghost story? (all) Ah! We! Yeah! I do! I do! Let's set the mood, shall we? ♪ Once there was this camper, and he was camping right here on this very spot. And he was cooking marshmallows just like we are. Ooh! And it burned. But he ate the burned... marshmallow anyways. And it screwed him up big time. And it--and it turned him i-into a monster. And he just started eating children! Aah! Why would he do that? Because monsters aren't rational. Oh, my crud! Wait, I think I heard something. I better go check it out. He'll be fine. The monsters only eat kids, right? [roaring] [all scream] [roaring] Ha ha. Just kidding, boys. Just--ow! [all screaming] Ow! No, wait, wait! Whoa! Ow! Ow! [grunting] Wait, it's not a monster. That's my dad! Miriam, try these gravel and molasses truffles. Dad, are you okay? Don't worry, boys. I'm perfectly capable of... [thud] Yeah, he's pretty messed up. Lucky for you people, I know what to do. Do any of you know the way back to camp? (boys) No! Great. We're lost. [Tom growling] I can't believe this is our first camp experience. I just wanted to do camp stuff and have fun. Me too. I know we all get on each other's nerves sometimes, but I have to admit, camp was hard without you. And dangerous! And I wish I packed more underwear. None of this would have happened if we'd just told the truth. You know what? I'm proud to say it loud. I'm your sister, and you're my brothers! (Ennas) Ewwwww! (all) Hey, everyone. Uh, so--so your brothers are your boyfriends? It's not what it sounds like. Yeah, we're definitely not her brothers. [growling] (all) Mom? Dad? Oh. This isn't the outlet mall. [laughs] You kids know your dad. He never wants to ask for directions. Hey, hey, where am I? So you really are brothers and sister? Yes. These are my brothers. So what do you say? Can we all just forget that we lied and start over? (all) No. Okay, you guys had enough camp for the summer? - All set. - Let's go. We'll explain in the car. Okay. Follow the pancakes! We'll explain in the car. (Tom) Hey, where'd all the pancakes go? [bear growls] Elephant! Now we just stand in the middle and wait for the heat. Those sweet baby penguins aren't gonna wait all day. Well, if my geometry's correct, then any second now, the sun will blast us with its rays and hit us with-- (both) Aah! Aah! [all screaming] - Ugh! - I don't even feel any hotter. The sunscreen must be blocking our rays. I don't know, guys. I feel all warm and toasty. What's wrong with him? He's reached some sort of heat nirvana. - Oh, cool term. - [gasps] - He's floating away! - [giggling] Uh-oh! Grab that flying butterball! [dramatic music] - [grunts] - I got him. I got him. - Your scales are tickly. He's gonna blow! [screams] [sighs, then screams] Belly flop! Ice cold. [kisses] (all) Whoa! Why did he reach heat nirvana and we didn't? I guess the butter did the trick. all: What? - But what about the bears? - And the Dipterum Culicidae bites? - And the pooping in the woods? - That's still the only reason I'd go. - Ugh, this is literally going to be the worst vacation ever. This is literally the best vacation ever. [overlapping agreements] - Why were we so against this place? [rings cowbell] ♪ - [blows conch shell] - [rings cowbell] - Ah! Ooh! [grunts] [screams] - [blows conch shell] - [screams] - [rings cowbell] ♪ - It may not be much of a vacation for me, but it's worth it if all ten of my sisters are happy. I'd say everything turned out A-okay. [sinister laughter] [screams] The hill people hiding in the trees! >> Hey, shouldn't you be on your way to the airport? >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Okay. I need my suitcase. Bork! >> [ grunts ] >> Hey, Bork, bring it over here. >> [ grunts ] [ loud thud ] >> Thanks, buddy. >> [ grunts ] >> Okay, what is in here? >> Stuff I might need, like cotton swabs, shampoo, non-cotton swabs. You know what? Let's talk about all the different kinds of swabs. >> Stalling. >> Well, it's just-- >> It's only three days. >> We can handle it. >> Go. >> Okay. Right after one last hula dance with Laylani. >> [ all ] No. >> Aah! Okay, fine. But you better not let any bad guys get away with crimes while I'm gone. Teh. Well, too heavy. Better stay here. >> No. I'll get the anti-grav. >> Anti-grav? >> Yeah, it's a device you attach to really heavy things to make them a lot lighter. >> There. >> Oh, man. It works. Hey, what-- What do these controls-- >> [ both] No, no, no. >> Hey, now. Oh, hold on. I am aloft. - GET USED TO THE SLOW LIFE, BILLY. SOON WE'LL BE KICKING BACK ON THE BEACH WORKING ON OUR THUNDER TANS. - ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT WE COULD USE OUR VACATION TO TOUR ALL THE GREAT CASTLES OF EUROPE. - NO WAY. A VACATION IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN, NOT LEARNY. - WELL, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH. JELLYFISH ARE CREEPY. - TELL ME ABOUT IT. IS IT A JELLY? IS IT A FISH? PICK ONE, CREEP. - YEAH, I HAVE TO SAY, I'M WITH PHOEBE AND NORA ON THIS ONE. A CASTLE ADVENTURE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY COULD BE FUN. - OH, SURE, IF YOU'RE LORD AND LADY BORING. - HA, GOOD ONE, HANK. - WELL, IF WE CAN'T AGREE, THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A VOTE. - WHO WANTS TO GO TO A BEAUTIFUL TROPICAL ISLAND? - AND WHO WANTS TO GO SEE SOME MAJESTIC CASTLES? - BILLY, YOU VOTED TWICE. - VOTING'S FUN. - BILLY, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SPEND TWO WEEKS IN CASTLES? HAVE YOU EVER EVEN BEEN TO ONE? - GOOD POINT. BE RIGHT BACK. zoom! - I KNOW BILLY. HE'S GONNA LOVE CASTLES. zoom! - CASTLES ARE LAME. - LOOKS LIKE WE GOT ONE MORE VOTE FOR THE BEACH. - THEN IT'S TIED THREE TO THREE. NOW WHAT? - WELL, I HAVE AT LEAST A DOZEN WAYS WE CAN SOLVE THIS. - NO EXPLOSIVES OR WILD ANIMALS, MAX. - I'VE GOT ONE WAY WE CAN SOLVE THIS.