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10 Times Plankton Failed
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SpongeBob SquarePants: "10 Times Plankton Failed"

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Winging It

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SpongeBob SquarePants

10 Times Plankton Failed

Winging It

Thank you for your patronizing words, computer wife. Do you even have a plan? Plan, schman-- I'm going to wing it. What's the worst thing that could happen? I'm in. That was easy. Maybe today is the day I'm going to steal the Krabby Patty formula... ( screaming ) Careful, I just mopped there. ( groans ) Look at you, Plankton, Once again you've fallen flat on your back in another pathetic attempt to steal me formula. Though you tried and tried, you haven't had the smallest nibble of my delicious formula. And you never will! FOR ME? DON'T YOU FIND THIS A TAD SUSPICIOUS? SUSPICION DOESN'T OLD A CANDLE TO BIRTHDAY WISHING. [INHALES] SURPRISE! [BOTH SCREAM] [ALL SCREAM] [LAUGHS] DUCK! DISENGAGE. [MACHINE BEEPS] [EXPLOSION] Mr. Krabs: ME SECRET FORMULA! Plankton: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KRABS! DON'T FORGET YOUR CONDIMENTS, PLANKTON. THAT A BOY, SPONGEBOB. SAFE! YOU'LL RUE THE DAY WE WERE BORN, KRABS. I'LL BE BACK. OH, BARNACLE. [SCREAMS] OOH, A PENNY. A TRAIL OF PENNIES. [SNIFFING...] OOH... [EVIL LAUGH] I'VE DONE IT. NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW. MY GOO GOO GAS WILL TRANSFORM KRABS INTO A TINY, HELPLESS INFANT. THE KEY TO THE KRUSTY KRAB. THIS WAS EASIER THAN I HOPED. [BABY TALK] HMM. HE'S A LITTLE BIGGER THAN I IMAGINED. SHINY... [GIGGLES] Plankton: WHOA! NO, NO! AH, AH, AHH! OOF! WHOA! [BABY TALK] HEY, A BABY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE ALL ALONE, BABY? I'LL TAKE CHARGE OF YOU UNTIL YOUR MOMMY SHOWS UP. [BABY LAUGH] OH, AREN'T YOU JUST TOO CUTE. COOCHIE-COOCHIE-COO. [BOTH LAUGH] Plankton: HELLO... IF YOU'RE DONE MAKING A TOTAL FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF I COULD USE SOME HELP WITH THIS LOCK. OH, SURE THING, PLANKTON. THERE YOU GO LITTLE GUY. YES. MY PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY. NOW THAT I'VE TURNED KRABS INTO A HELPLESS BABY THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA WILL BE MINE. [LAUGHS] EH? HELLO. POLICE, POLICE! - [coughing] UGH. ALL THE WAY FROM THE BAKERY. BUT IT'LL BE ALL WORTH IT WHEN I FINALLY GET MY HANDS ON A KRABBY PATTY. - ♪ SHOOBIE, DOOP-DOOP, BA-DOOP, WAH ♪ ♪ SHOOBIE, DOO-DOO, BA-DOOP - HERE WE GO. [evil laughter] - ♪ LA-DA-DA, LOO, DA-DA [sniffs] AHH. - PERFECT. HE'S HEADED FOR THE FRONT DOOR. NOW'S THE TIME TO MAKE MY EXIT. - HERE YA GO, SANDY. A SPECIAL KRABBY PATTY FOR A SPECIAL FRIEND. - WHY, THANKS, SPONGEBOB. I SURE AM OBLIGED. I LOVE THESE THINGS, BUT IT'S ALWAYS A LITTLE TRICKY EATIN' ONE. PARDON ME. - OH, NO. WHAT'S HAPPENING? - WHOA! OOH! - [munching and gulping] [squeaking sounds] [munching] - EWWW. [gasps] NO WATER. CAN'T BREATHE. - [snarfing] - [sighs heavily] EVERYONE ENJOYING THEIR KRABBY PATTIES. ( screaming ) HUH?! WHAT'S THIS? ( screaming continues ) CAN YOU SPOT HER, MR. SQUIDWARD? DOWN THERE, SIR! THERE APPEARS TO BE A KRABBY PATTY-NAPPING IN PROGRESS. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE CULPRIT... PLANKTON! Plankton: FINALLY, VICTORY IS MINE. I WIN, I WIN! I WIN! ( laughing ) HE GOT AWAY, SIR. NO! HE'S FINALLY STOLEN ME SECRET RECIPE. - BUDDY, YOU JUST STAY RIGHT HERE, AND DADDY'S GONNA GO GET THE SECRET FORMULA AND WHIP YOU UP THE BEST BATCH THAT WE EVER WHIPPED UP. BE RIGHT BACK, GARE BEAR. - [chuckles] YES, FINE FOOL. COME RIGHT BACK WITH YOUR COMPLETE UNDOING, AND VICTORY WILL BE MINE! - [growls] - MOMMY? HEY! WAIT! OOH! OW! AI! OOH! OOH! [screaming] - PLANKTON? - [snorts] - SANDY, YOU'RE BACK. - YEP, THAT KRABBY PATTY WAS SO DARN GOOD, I GOT TO SEE HOW YOU MAKE ONE. - HUH, SAY, SANDY, YOU LOOK DIFFERENT. - UH, WHAT'RE Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT, SPONGEBOB? IT'S YER OLE PAL IN THE LIVING FUR. - YEAH, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU IS DIFFERENT. I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT. - PLEASE DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT. - I GOT IT! YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR SPACE SUIT AND HELMET! UH, YEAH. THAT'S, UH... CAUSE, UH... I JUST BREATHE UNDERWATER NOW. IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT. - LET'S GET COOKIN'! - WHEW. - [sniffs] THE GOOEY FRESHNESS THAT IS THE KRABBY PATTY PATTY. - LET ME STOP YOU THERE, SQUAREPANTS. I'D BE MUCH OBLIGED TO KNOW HOW Y'ALL MAKE ONE OF THEM THERE PATTIES. - [laughs] NO CAN DO, BUDDY. THAT WOULD REQUIRE REVEALING THE SECRET FORMULA, AND THAT IS EXPLICITLY FORBIDDEN AS PER MY CURRENT LABOR CONTRACT. MR. KRABS' GIFT TO ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM-- THE CRABBY PATTY. OKAY, GIVE IT TO ME. COME ON, SPONGEBOB, STOP IT! I SWEAR, I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. MR. KRABS! THAT CRABBY PATTY IS HAUNTED! AVAST, YE PATTY PIRATE! THIS IS NO GHOST. THIS IS... PLANKTON! STEALIN' ME BOOTY! HEAR ME, KRABS-- WHEN I DISCOVER YOUR FORMULA FOR CRABBY PATTIES I'LL RUN YOU OUT OF BUSINESS. I WENT TO COLLEGE! HEY! LET ME GO! OH, I'LL LET YOU GO, SQUIRT... ON A FLYING SAUCER! ( laughs maliciously ) BACK TO THE CHUM BUCKET WITH YOU! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, KRABS! WHAT'S THIS? IT'S THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA. HUH! WHA-- KRABS MUST HAVE LOST IT! - AND THAT'S WHY YOUR PROMOTION MEANS A 50% CUT IN SALARY. UNDERSTAND, SPONGEBOB? - YES, SIR, MR. KRABS. - HEY, EUGENE. YOU MISSING ANYTHING? - [gasps] ME KRABBY PATTY FORMULA! - THAT'S RIGHT, KRABS. UNBELIEVABLY, I FOUND IT LYING ON THE GROUND! [laughs wickedly] SO I'M GIVING IT BACK TO YOU. TAKE IT. - HEY, SOMETHING SMELLS, AND IT ISN'T ME LONG JOHNS. LET'S SEE HERE. YOU HAD THE FORMULA. WHY DIDN'T YOU RUN OFF WITH IT? - WHY DIDN'T I RUN OFF WITH IT? WHY DIDN'T I RUN OFF WITH IT? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE STEALING. - SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE ABOUT STEALING? - OH, IT'S THIS CURSED NEW EYE! I'VE GOT TO GET RID OF IT. MUST BECOME MONOCULAR AGAIN. [laughs wickedly] I DID IT! [grunting] [howling] [grunting] ( sinister laughter ) Ooh! ( laughing ) You're all mine, you sweet Krabby Patty. ( chuckling ): Ooh, whoo! ( sinister laughter ) ( alarm blaring ) Initiating launch sequence. Krabby Patty, here I come! Eh, I hope I don't miss again. ( squirts ) Reunited, and it's going to feel so good! ( laughing ) ( engine racing ) ( yells ) Oh, ho, ho, sweet wampum. ( ricocheting clanks ) Huh?! What's that?! Squidward, where are you?! Shield me with your forehead! So... it was just another failed Krabby Patty theft attempt by my arch-competitor, Plankton. ( deep laughter ) For a second there, I mistook you for a threat