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A Very Merry Bikini Bottom Holiday
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Spongebob SquarePants: "It’s A Very Merry Bikini Bottom Holiday"

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Christmas Tree

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A Very Merry Bikini Bottom Holiday

Christmas Tree

What diabolical act is she committing now? Fire! Don't worry, Sandy, I'm coming! ( imitating siren ) Stand back, Sandy! Fire! Huh? So, I guess there's no fire? What in the name of the Alamo is wrong with you, SpongeBob? Ain't you never seen a Christmas tree before? Christmas who? What?! Y'all never heard of Christmas? Is she a friend from Texas? ( laughing ): No! I can't believe y'all haven't heard about... Christmas. Tell me more about this... Christmas. Patchy: And so Sandy wove a magical tale of gumdrops and penny whistles. She told of toy-making elves and flying reindeer. But best of all she told of the one they call... Santa Claus. ( together ): ♪ It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday ♪ ♪ Not your normal average everyday ♪ ♪ Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree ♪ ♪ SpongeBob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me? ♪ ♪ The world feels like it's in loverly ♪ ♪ Go away before I harm you bodily ♪ ♪ This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me ♪ ♪ There'll be shopping, decorating and plenty of snow ♪ ♪ Hey, Patrick, who's that under ♪ ♪ the mistletoe? ♪ The mistletoe ♪ ♪ What, who me? ♪ Would you look at the time, I should go! ♪ ♪ People seem a little more brotherly ♪ ♪ Brotherly ♪ ♪ Here's a special something to you from me ♪ ♪ To you from me ♪ ♪ Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly ♪ ♪ This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me ♪ ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ♪ ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ♪ ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ ♪ What do you want? ♪ Can't you see that I'm busy? ♪ ♪ Step outside, we've got something for you to see ♪ ♪ SpongeBob, take this stuff down immediately ♪ ♪ Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree ♪ ♪ Tonight things are as good as they seem to be ♪ ♪ A star on top will complete all the scenery ♪ ♪ This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me ♪ ( Krabs chortles ) ♪ This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me. ♪ Is Squidward right? I better get this stuff off of Squid's place. Squidward: Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho! Huh? Hello? Who's there? Huh? Hello? Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho! Hello? Yes? Who's there? Huh? Hello? Show yourself. Whoo-hoo! Hello? Who is it? Huh? Up here, you dunce! I mean, uh... Merry Christmas, little boy! ( gasps ) Could... could it be? Yes, it is I, Santa Claus! Ho-ho-ho... hoo, heh, huh, ooh! Hey, you're... S-s-san... S-s-san... S-s-san... Hey, uh, kid? Take it easy. S-s-san... ta! SpongeBob. SpongeBob. SpongeBob! S-s-s-s-an... Don't do that again. I knew you'd make it, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly? Well, uh, that, um, is a result of, uh... undersea pressure on my body. Where's your reindeer and your flying machine? Uh, I loaned them to the Easter bunny. And what about that nose? I knew you were supposed to have a big one but that thing's gigantic. ( laughs ) All right, I'm Santa! Santa! This is the greatest gift you could have given me. Thank you for bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom. I didn't bring Christmas to Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob. You did. I did? Oh... ( meows ) Merry Christmas, SpongeBob! Merry Christmas! and he brought with him not a pillow or a sheet but a blanket... a blanket of snow! Yes, from Jellyfish Fields... to residential abodes... to bustling downtown... it's nothing but the white stuff. Whoopee! FISH: And local residents are taking notice. Hmm... Hey! What's this? Drops of rain frozen into ice crystals? I shall harness their energy and rule the world! ( laughs evilly ) Aah... oh! Stop! I wish to rule you! ( laughs giddily ) Oh... Hey! ( whistling innocently ) Thanks a lot, SpongeBob! While you were just standing there whistling, someone threw a snowball at me! Oh, really, Patrick? ( giggles ) Did the snowball look like this? Yeah. ( laughs ) This is serious, SpongeBob. Someone's after me. I think I better leave town. Patrick, I threw it. We're having a snowball fight. Don't you get it? Snowball fight? I want to play! I want to play! Well, first, you have to make a snowball. Oh, yeah! A snowball. Ooh, this is going to be great! Huh? Wha...? Aw...! SpongeBob? Can you help me make a snowball? Sure, pal. Thanks, buddy. Patrick! How could you?! It's a snowball fight, remember? Oh, yeah. ( both grunting and yelling ) SQUIDWARD: Ah, yes... [indistinct yelling] - OH, YEAH, WELL, YOUR FINS ARE FAT. - SAYS YOU. - AHOY, EVERYBODY. [snaps fingers] [snaps fingers] [Christmas music] ♪ - ♪ BRING JOY TO THE WORLD ♪ ♪ IT'S THE THING TO DO ♪ ♪ BUT THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU ♪ ♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪ - ♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪ - ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ BE NICE TO BABIES AND ANIMALS ♪ ♪ OLD FOLKS TOO ♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU'D LIKE THEM TO TREAT YOU ♪ ♪ USE TURN SIGNALS ♪ DON'T SCREEN MY CALLS ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU WRECK THE HOUSE ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU DECK THE HALLS ♪ SPIT YOUR GUM WHERE IT WON'T ♪ ♪ WIND UP ON MY SHOE ♪ SQUEEZE TOOTHPASTE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE TUBE ♪ ♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪ - ♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪ - ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS! [jazzy Christmas song continues] ♪ [laughing] ♪ WHEN OTHERS ARE TALKING, NEVER INTERRUPT ♪ ♪ DON'T PUT PEOPLE DOWN ♪ ♪ OR LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP ♪ ♪ IT'S THE TIME FOR FAMILY ♪ ♪ AND HOLLY AND TURKEY ♪ 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY, NOT JERKY ♪ - ♪ JOLLY, NOT JERKY - ♪ SANTA BROUGHT NEARLY EVERY GIFT ON YOUR LIST ♪ ♪ WHY WHINE ABOUT THE ONE THAT HE MISSED? ♪ ♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪ - ♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪ - ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪ - ♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪ - ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪ [bells jingling] [piano playing] - ♪ OH IT'S DRAWING VERY NEAR ♪ ♪ MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR ♪ ♪ THE SNOW IS FALLING AND THE COLD WIND BLOWS ♪ ♪ CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE ♪ AND I KNOW THAT SANTA, SANTA, SANTA ♪ ♪ HAS HIS JOLLY LITTLE EYES ON ME ♪ ♪ IT KEEPS ME WARM AND FILLED WITH GLEE ♪ ♪ TO KNOW SANTA HAS HIS EYES ON ME ♪ ♪ I LIGHT MY HOUSE LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE ♪ ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LEE ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE SANTA, SANTA, SANTA ♪ ♪ HAS HIS JOLLY LITTLE [horn tooting] ♪ EYES ON ME HI, SQUIDWARD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY? - ♪ STRINGING LIGHTS SO SANTA KNOWS ♪ ♪ IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS TO GO AWAY! - OKAY. ♪ SANTA, SANTA, SANTA ♪ HAS HIS JOLLY LITTLE EYES ON ME ♪ ♪ HE SEES EVERYTHING I DO ♪ WITH HIS LEFT EYE ON ME ♪ AND HIS RIGHT EYE ON YOU OOH, WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S A TRAP. A TRAP FOR SANTA. - OOH, BAITED WITH CHRISTMAS TREATS. - [to Sugar Plum Fairy] ♪ I WILL TRAP SANTA ♪ IN MY BOX LOCKED UP LIKE FORT KNOX ♪ ♪ AND MAKE HIM STOP THE CLOCKS ♪ ♪ AND WE'LL HAVE CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ ALL YEAR L-L-LONG HEY, A COOKIE! - ♪ OH SANTA, SANTA, SANTA ♪ HAS HIS JOLLY LITTLE EYES ON ME ♪ ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LEE ♪ ♪ AND WHO IS THAT I SEE ♪ UNDERNEATH HER CHRISTMAS TREE? ♪ - ♪ OH CHRISTMAS OH CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ IT'S SWEET MYSTERY ♪ ♪ I'LL MIX A DASH OF CHRISTMAS CHEER ♪ ♪ WITH A CANDY CANE ♪ AND DECONSTRUCTED ALCHEMY ♪ - MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANDY. - MERRY CHRISTMAS, SPONGEBOB. - ♪ SANTA, SANTA, SANTA ♪ HAS HIS JOLLY LITTLE EYES ON ME ♪ HI, MR. KRABS. ARE YOU READY FOR CHRISTMAS? - WHY, CHRISTMAS IS ME FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR. AFTER ALL, 'TIS THE SEASON OF GETTING. - DON'T YOU MEAN THE SEASON OF GIVING? - EXACTLY. THE MORE YOU GIVE, THE MORE I GET. [chuckling]