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Sam & Cat

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Sam & Cat

Stuff Characters Say

Stuff Cat Says

- WHY ARE WE AT THE ART MUSEUM? - WELL, YOU LOVE ART. MAYBE YOU'LL FIND A HAPPY MEMORY IN HERE. - GREAT, I GET TO SEE ALL THE ART OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE SUCCEEDED WHERE I'VE FAILED. MY ART WILL NEVER BE SHOWN IN THIS BI--OOF! WHAT THE-- THIS--THIS--THIS IS MY SCULPTURE. HOW DID IT GET HERE? - OOH, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME. ART LOVERS, THIS IS SQUIDWARD TENTACLES, CREATOR OF THIS PIECE. all: OOH! - WOW, YOUR WORK IN A MUSEUM, SQUIDWARD. - GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I THINK THIS MIGHT BE IT. - YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORY? - YEAH. - AND NOW THE PERFORMANCE ARTIST FIASCO WILL SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT THIS PIECE. - GOSH, FIASCO HIMSELF IS TALKING ABOUT MY ART. - AHEM, SQUID...WARD, GO TOWARD...THE LIGHT... OF MY FLAMETHROWER! all: OOH! - AND NOW, HE'S MELTED IT. NOT A HAPPIEST MEMORY. FROM THE REEFAISSANCE ERA. - BOOOORING. - BORING? - UH, I--NO. I SAID, "FLOOOOOORING." THE FLOORING COMPLEMENTS THE ARTWORK HERE EXQUISITELY. - YES, WELL, I SUPPOSE IT DOES. - BAH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH! - SPONGEBOB, GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW! - WOW! [whump!] [squeak] [pop!] - DON'T WORRY, GUYS. I'M OKAY. REALLY, I'M OOOOOKAY. [splat] THERE. GOOD AS NE-- OH, OH! [horn honks] [whistling] ALL FIXED, GUYS. - SECURITY! - PLEASE BE GENTLE. HUH, THAT'S WEIRD. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET TOSSED OUT ON MY-- AAAAAAGH! WOW. - HEY, BUDDY! SQUIDWARD! FREE CLEANING SERVICE? CENSUS TAKER. GOOD DAY, KIND SIR. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME GIL SCOUT COOKIES? - YEOOOW! - PLANKTON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - THERE'S NOTHING A LITTLE DUCT TAPE AND SURGICAL TUBING CAN'T ACCOMPLISH. I KNEW I SHOULD'VE USED PIPE CLEANERS. HELLO, I'M YOUR LONG LOST RELATIVE. I'LL NEVER MAKE ART LIKE YOU AND SQUIDWARD. - HEY, DON'T BE SAD. YOU CAN BE AN ARTIST, TOO. I'LL FIND SOMETHING THAT WILL TAP INTO YOUR PARTICULAR ARTISTIC SKILL SET. NOW LET ME SEE. OH, THIS WILL BE PERFECT! START WITH A ROCK. - A WHAT? - A LITTLE GLUE. - UH. - TAKE ON A COUPLE OF GOOGLY EYES. - WHOA! SLOW DOWN, SPONGEBOB. - AND PRESTO! A ROCK WITH GOOGLY EYES. - WHOA! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING! - NOW YOU TRY. - I'M SCARED. - YOU CAN DO THIS. - I SHALL MAKE THE ATTEMPT. PRIVACY, PLEASE. - SORRY. - [groaning] I DID IT! - YEAH! LET'S TAKE A LOOK. - BEHOLD... [oozing] - AH! OH! OOH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL! - I'M AN ARTIST! both: HOORAY! YOU WERE BEST PALSIE-WALSIES ONCE. - HEY! - CAN'T YOU TWO MAKE UP AND BE FRIENDS? - YEE! THOSE DAYS ARE OVER, SPONGEBOB. - OOMPH! KRABS AND I ARE BITTER ENEMIES! - AND THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE IT! - IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY TO BRING YOU TWO BACK TOGETHER. - FORGET IT, SPONGEBOB. NOTHING WILL MAKE ME FRIENDS WITH EUGENE KRABS. [sniffs] WHAT IS THAT DELICIOUS SMELL? - [sniffs] BLAH! THAT DOESN'T SMELL DELICIOUS. - NO, NOT THAT. IT'S COMING FROM THIS WAY. AHA. THAT DELECTABLE ODOR IS COMING FROM THAT SHACK. I MUST KNOW MORE! - "THE FLABBY PATTY"? - ANOTHER RESTAURANT? LOOKS LIKE KRABS HAS SOME REAL COMPETITION, HUH? INTERESTING. - WOW. A FLABBY PATTY. - T-MINUS THREE, TWO, ONE. LIFTOFF. - THAT WAS FANTASTIC! FORGET THE KRABBY FORMULA. Do you know what that is? Mmm, it's a dollar. I win! That's not just a dollar. It's Mr. Krabs's first dollar, his most prized possession. And we got paint on it! I think you are overreacting, SpongeBob. ( chuckling ): I don't see any paint. Okay, this isn't a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. ( squeaking ) There, I think I got it. ( whimpering ) ( screams ) Oh, now I see it. This is not good, Patrick. This is not good. Mr. Krabs is going to be home soon, and when he sees what we did to his dollar... ( slurps ) ( both scream ) Wait, SpongeBob, all we got to do is wash the paint off and Krabs will never know. But Mr. Krabs said... Forget what Mr. Krabs said. Every paint comes off with something. Did it work? No. ( saw buzzing ) Did it work? No. ( Patrick yelling ) Did it work? No. ( Patrick grunting ) Nothing's working! Wait, SpongeBob! We're not cavemen. We have technology. ( grunting ) It didn't work.